Moderation sucks
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kittycat knows a story about a little boy that stuck his finger in a dike ... no you perverts, i didn't say dyke ... to keep a flood from destroying the countryside of Holland/The Netherlands.MissTaken said:
You just walked up to said young man and tickled the sh!t out of his ribs.
You sadistic wench you ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif
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MissTaken said:Ya, if I want chocolate, I don't want to be moderate about it.
When I want, even crave sex, there is nothing moderate about how I approach it.
What craving or urge pushes you past the point of reason?
Psst!
Hiya, Catalina!
Hiya back..think you nailed it for me...oh and Diet Coke to go with the chocolate.
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MissTaken said:Ya, if I want chocolate, I don't want to be moderate about it.
When I want, even crave sex, there is nothing moderate about how I approach it.
What craving or urge pushes you past the point of reason?
Psst!
Hiya, Catalina!
Sugary things in general....reese's peanut butter cups or any type of pepperidge farm cookies....
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FungiUg said:
giggling You're so weird Fungi..
Sushi and chocolate. Not together though.
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giggling I said not together!
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There's a place in Arlington, Texas where the sushi chef is so good, he arranges the stuff inside the makizushi so that when it's sliced, it makes smilie faces. He makes it for the kids meals, but well, I've been known to order a kids plate and an additional side so that I can have happy sushi. Yes, folks, I am a sushi whore. There are other, less healthy things to be.
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There's a place in Arlington, Texas where the sushi chef is so good, he arranges the stuff inside the makizushi so that when it's sliced, it makes smilie faces. He makes it for the kids meals, but well, I've been known to order a kids plate and an additional side so that I can have happy sushi. Yes, folks, I am a sushi whore. There are other, less healthy things to be.
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Succulent-one posted this the other day, and I felt it was very appropriate for this thread 
HOLIDAY EATING TIPS
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a
holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately.
Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly.
like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact,
it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any
other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares
that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not
as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or
something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me.
Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!
3. If something comes with gravy, use it.
That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not
stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of
your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy.
Eat the volcano. Repeat.
4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're
made with skim milk or whole
milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother?
It's like buying a sports car with an automatic
transmission.
5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an
effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a
Christmas party is to eat other people's food for
free. Lots of it. Hello?
6. Under no circumstances should you exercise
between now and New Year's. You can do that in
January when you have nothing else to do.
This is the time for long naps, which you'll need
after circling the buffet table while carrying a
10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.
7. If you come across something really good at a
buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the
shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them
and don't budge. Have as many as you can before
becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful
pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going
to see them again.
8.. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a
slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have
two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three.
When else do you get to have more than one dessert?
Labor Day?
9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's
loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all
cost. I mean, have some standards.
10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when
you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been
paying attention. Reread tips; start over, but hurry,
January is just around the corner.
HOLIDAY EATING TIPS
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a
holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately.
Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly.
like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact,
it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any
other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares
that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not
as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or
something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me.
Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!
3. If something comes with gravy, use it.
That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not
stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of
your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy.
Eat the volcano. Repeat.
4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're
made with skim milk or whole
milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother?
It's like buying a sports car with an automatic
transmission.
5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an
effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a
Christmas party is to eat other people's food for
free. Lots of it. Hello?
6. Under no circumstances should you exercise
between now and New Year's. You can do that in
January when you have nothing else to do.
This is the time for long naps, which you'll need
after circling the buffet table while carrying a
10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.
7. If you come across something really good at a
buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the
shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them
and don't budge. Have as many as you can before
becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful
pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going
to see them again.
8.. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a
slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have
two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three.
When else do you get to have more than one dessert?
Labor Day?
9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's
loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all
cost. I mean, have some standards.
10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when
you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been
paying attention. Reread tips; start over, but hurry,
January is just around the corner.
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TNRkitect2b said:Succulent-one posted this the other day, and I felt it was very appropriate for this thread
HOLIDAY EATING TIPS
That's kinda funny...my sister sent me that one today...
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My greatest downfall, foodwise, is and always will be chocolate covered cherries. I can sit and eat boxes of them without stop, only a glass of milk. I dont' know how I am going to do christmas this year without choclate covered cherries. *sigh*
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For me, it is smarties candies or sweettarts.
Or a very good whiskey, sipped either straight or on the rocks.
(though not the candy and the whiskey at the same time.. the tastes just don't mix)
Or a very good whiskey, sipped either straight or on the rocks.
(though not the candy and the whiskey at the same time.. the tastes just don't mix)
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TNRkitect2b said:For me, it is smarties candies or sweettarts.
Or a very good whiskey, sipped either straight or on the rocks.
(though not the candy and the whiskey at the same time.. the tastes just don't mix)
Sort of like chocolate and sushi. coughFungicough
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Oh, and a good Vanilla Malt Milkshake! 
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Oh, but i know something that will ...TNRkitect2b said:(though not the candy and the whiskey at the same time.. the tastes just don't mix)
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AngelicAssassin said:
yes those will... but think of the combination of sweettarts or smarties with whiskey... blech.
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MMMMhhh.. looks nummy.. Of course, now I have to get dressed in outdoor clothes, wade to the car and go all the way into town for the brandy truffles from Holland.. sigh The things I'll do for chocolate..
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Laughing
Carbonation and sour sugar ... and lots of foam.
i've got this image of a Jack & Ginger chasing a mouthful of crushed Sweet~Tarts.TNRkitect2b said:
Carbonation and sour sugar ... and lots of foam.
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hack! Thanks, I think. Can I have a drink of water, instead?
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Stoned wheat thins? I hope they're moderated!
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i will punch the man who stands between me and my hershey's with almonds.
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