Mmmm

What would I be doing on the floor? I make sure that I swoon very nicely onto the couch!
 
Silly me!

With my mind in the gutter, the floor alone is a long way up...

With you soaring with the angels the couch is a soft landing spot.

Ps, why do all those angels have horns?
 
Hey llee what did the snail say as he rode on the turtle?



he said 'Whhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
 
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?



Where's my tractor?
 
What do you call the best farmer in the world?

A man outstanding in his feild..

Cmon Simply, post a funny! (or not so funny...)

I gotta go now though.

Kisses all
 
Re: Hi there Simply!!

kgboot said:
:p :p 's to you. Haven't seen you in a little bit.


kgboot

Hiya Kg..:) I know I'm not here much anymore, but I think of you guys all the time. How are you?

Shy, you know me too well, and yes I am snickering at y'alls jokes.
:p

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?


That's just wrong Shy! Sheessh, that one made me laugh the hardest..
 
I know what you mean Simply I haven't been myself lately

Simply Me said:


Hiya Kg..:) I know I'm not here much anymore, but I think of you guys all the time. How are you?

Shy, you know me too well, and yes I am snickering at y'alls jokes.
:p

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?


That's just wrong Shy! Sheessh, that one made me laugh the hardest..

I wasn't around for a little while, and I thought I was getting back to my usual self, but I may need some more work. I'll try to be better at posting. It's hard to stay away from here for too long. I'm actually doing rather well. Shy is great isn't she? Gotta love her! and I must give llee props as well. This thread is still thriving.


kgboot
 
Re: I know what you mean Simply I haven't been myself lately

kgboot said:


I wasn't around for a little while, and I thought I was getting back to my usual self, but I may need some more work. I'll try to be better at posting. It's hard to stay away from here for too long. I'm actually doing rather well. Shy is great isn't she? Gotta love her! and I must give llee props as well. This thread is still thriving.


kgboot

Yep, Shy is a wonderful person, and one of the best friends a person could have. She will go to the ends of the earth for you, and anyone who loses her friendship, has lost the best.

It's good to see you around though Kg, and I do miss being here most times, but things have been busy here, with trying to get everything in order for the wedding. :) Wanna be my flowergirl?? ( you get to help dress the bride, ya know..;)


Umm, nevermind, Jon wants to be the flowergirl too..:D
 
You know I've never been groom, preacher or flower girl.

Nuts!! I was looking to do something different. Hmmm??? What else?? I do get to kiss the bride don't I.


Yes, Shy is wonderful ( Just don't tell her I said that ..Okay? )
lol


kgboot
 
Re: You know I've never been groom, preacher or flower girl.

kgboot said:
Nuts!! I was looking to do something different. Hmmm??? What else?? I do get to kiss the bride don't I.


Yes, Shy is wonderful ( Just don't tell her I said that ..Okay? )
lol


kgboot

I would be deeply offended if you didn't kiss the bride..;) Can't sneak the tongue in though, Jon has my lips super glued together except when he wants them.. men!

And mums the word. I don't think she will ever know you called her wonderful, she's never in here, ya know..:rolleyes: :p
 
Passing threw. Watch out. Just passing threw.

Bump:D :D :D

Oop, did I do that:eek:

Jaded1, CT

:p :p :p :p
 
Re: Re: You know I've never been groom, preacher or flower girl.

Simply Me said:


I would be deeply offended if you didn't kiss the bride..;) Can't sneak the tongue in though, Jon has my lips super glued together except when he wants them.. men!

And mums the word. I don't think she will ever know you called her wonderful, she's never in here, ya know..:rolleyes: :p


Well Simply, here is mine a bit early. SSMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH. I know how weddings can keep the bride quite busy.

Now I just know that you 2 really are to shy to tell Shy the SHY IS WONDERFULL!!!
SHY IS WONDERFULL!!! SHY IS WONDERFULL!!! SHY IS WONDERFULL!!! SHY IS WONDERFULL!!! SHY IS WONDERFULL!!! SHY IS WONDERFULL!!! SHY IS WONDERFULL!!! SHY IS WONDERFULL!!! SHY IS WONDERFULL!!! SHY IS WONDERFULL!!! SHY IS WONDERFULL!!! SHY IS WONDERFULL!!! SHY IS WONDERFULL!!! SHY IS WONDERFULL!!! SHY IS WONDERFULL!!! SHY IS WONDERFULL!!!
 
hm but does that mean we can kiss the Groom Simply but then again I'd want to kiss each of you.
 
Re: Re: I know what you mean Simply I haven't been myself lately

Simply Me said:


Yep, Shy is a wonderful person, and one of the best friends a person could have. She will go to the ends of the earth for you, and anyone who loses her friendship, has lost the best.


Aww Simply, that just made me tear all up! You are a wonderful friend and I am honored to call you that (((HUG))


and the rest of you shhhhh you are making me blush!

hmmm I want to help undress the groom... I mean dress him!
 
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