Mmmm

[llee69]

Down ducky, down Ducky!

What do they call a kid with no legs or arms?

Home plate

 

[stargazer76]

My ducky doesn't bite. He vibrates. And I will not keep him away from you. He was here first. He can do as he pleases. So if you don't want him near you, don't pee your pants.

 

[Shylady]

I am not going to pee my pants

and llee that one was bad lol



I have to go to bed soon, so yall have sweet dreams

for all

 

[llee69]

Ok star, now lift a leg up so I can get it now

 

[llee69]

Well Shy, expect more bad ones in the am!

sleepy dreams dear.

Now where did that Loofa just go to?

 

[stargazer76]

*innocent look* Loofa? What loofa?

I'm actually headed for bed myself. Kisses goodnight to llee. Thanks for the bath.

'Night, Shy!

 

[llee69]

Gnight Star, glad you made it out and are feeling beter.

Drying hand

getting ready to post some really bad jokes...

 

[llee69]

How can a pregnant woman tell she's carrying a future lawyer?


She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.

 

[llee69]

What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.

 

[llee69]

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?


Senator

 

[llee69]

What does a lawyer use for birth-control?


His personality.

 

[llee69]

My wife came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." She was right. When she went out of the bedroom, I squirted it over the doorknobs. She couldn't get back in.

 

[llee69]

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," I
said as I stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I*
mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money" she
replied.

 

[llee69]

Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?


Because it only attacks the brain

 

[llee69]

What do you call an intelligent, good looking,
sensitive man?


A rumor.

 

[llee69]

What takes longer to make a snowman or a snowwoman?


The snowman, because you have to hollow out the
head first.

 

[llee69]

Ok. last one for tonight.

Morning Shy!

I hope these bad ones are making you smile almost as much as waking up next to your hubby and then seeing your kids with smiling faces!



A couple are lying in bed. The man says: "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."


The woman says: "I'll sure miss you."

 

[Shylady]

omg Now I can't stop giggling!

Thanks llee!

 

[Shylady]

bumping and grinding

 

[Shylady]

bumping

 

[JenJ]

bump

 

[Mr. Bootie]

With all this bumping and grinding going on..

It's awfully quiet in here.


kgboot

 

[llee69]

Giggles to Shy!

Hi JenJ! God you have some good bumps!

Hey Kg, look onthe floor, I think SHy passed out from giggling.

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Hmmmmm??? Shy on the floor eh??

Just the right position she needs to be in I'd say.


Glad to see ya' llee. Howdy!


kgboot

 

[llee69]

It was visitor's day at the lunatic asylum. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard and singing "Ave Maria" and singing it beautifully.

Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one
hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil. A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached the conductor of the choir.

"I am a retired choir director," he said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard."

"Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor.

"You should take them on tour," said the visitor,
"what are they called?"

"Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor. "They are the....












Moron Tapanapple Choir."