Mmmm

ok ok
here is my deepest darkest secret.


come closer I can't even say it outloud

*whispering* I have this terrible craving for


omg are you ready for it?




*gulping*

corny jokes!


there I said it *gasping* I hope you are happy, making me say that!
 
*GASP* SHY! I am SHOCKED. I didn't know you were like that! That's gross! You are such a deviant. I feel like I don't even know you now. I have to go take a bath. I feel so dirty.
 
Grinning from ear to ear!

Now that is somthing I can help you with!

Although I dont think that is what stargazer was waiting for...

Nice to have an audiance!
 
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

DAM!

What did the fish order to drink at the bar?

WATER
 
llee you have corny jokes? *perk*


and Star I hope you can forgive me:(
 
llee69 said:
Grinning from ear to ear!

Now that is somthing I can help you with!

Although I dont think that is what stargazer was waiting for...

Nice to have an audiance!

Are you volunteering to help me with my bath? I have trouble reaching certain spots. Do you have your own loofa? :D
 
Now now Shy, even wicked ladies need to be bathed...

Reaching into my bag I pull out the Loofa & soap to get to those certian spots among others...
 
llee69 said:
Now now Shy, even wicked ladies need to be bathed...

Reaching into my bag I pull out the Loofa & soap to get to those certian spots among others...

Ahhhhhh.....I just love to be clean....:D
 
Did you hear the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?


They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
 
Shylady said:
:rolleyes: next thing you know she will have her rubber ducky out

Rubber ducky, you're the one
You make bathtime lots of fun
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you
Boo-boo-doo-be-doo

:D
 
same time

same post

Now lean forward for me so I can get your lower back.
 
Shylady said:
lol omg y'all are making me hurt myself laughing so hard!

Don't pee your pants, or I'll drag you into the bath with me to clean you up! And you know how you feel about the ducky.
 
hey! you keep that ducky away.


hey llee do you know what has 4 legs and an arm?



a happy pit bull!
 
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