Mitt's new VP app will announce the nominee the minute it happens

[koalabear]

Afraid you're going to miss the exact moment Mitt Romney announces his running mate? Don't worry, there's an app for that. The Romney campaign today announced the release of its VP app, a tool that will act as the "first official distribution channel" for information about Mitt's pick for No. 2. Because, seriously, you really, really need another app on that smartphone, and you really, really need to get this critical information a nanosecond before you see it 100 times on Twitter.

 

[Disgustipated]

Afraid you're going to miss the exact moment Mitt Romney announces his running mate? Don't worry, there's an app for that. The Romney campaign today announced the release of its VP app, a tool that will act as the "first official distribution channel" for information about Mitt's pick for No. 2. Because, seriously, you really, really need another app on that smartphone, and you really, really need to get this critical information a nanosecond before you see it 100 times on Twitter.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I don't has twitter.

 

[koalabear]

I don't has twitter.

Have gherkin boy call you.

 

[kbate]

I'm holding my laughter and my yawn for the moment.