Misspelled word!!

[hotstik69]

Why is it that so many people can't spell the word masturbate correctly? If I see it spelled "masterbate" one more time I think I'll scream. Sorry just a pet peeve of mine.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

I go crazy over there, their and they're. 3 VERY different words. How did all those people get out of school not knowing the difference?

 

[T.J. Jackson]

Why is it that so many people can't spell the word masturbate correctly? If I see it spelled "masterbate" one more time I think I'll scream. Sorry just a pet peeve of mine.

masterbate


I expect a very loud scream please

Someone was gonna do it....

 

[Bandit58]

I go crazy over there, their and they're. 3 VERY different words. How did all those people get out of school not knowing the difference?

Another one that grates is you're and your. And seeing that poor misused apostrophe. Vegetable's indeed!!

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[princess4u]

another often misspelled word
on these boards is:

tongue

seems so many people want to spell it tounge or toungue

 

[BirdsWife]

I would like to mourn the loss of the word "whether" from the English language. Even the damned newspapers have stopped using it.

When you are outlining options, you use whether:

I don't know whether I should give my husband a blow job or a hand job.


Use if when you are discussing the consequences of choosing one of those options:

If I give him a blow job, I hope we end up 69ing.



End of lesson. You may go out to recess now.

May. Can. May. Can. Oh, gosh, don't get me started...

 

[Dee Zert~]

Why is it that so many people can't spell the word masturbate correctly? If I see it spelled "masterbate" one more time I think I'll scream. Sorry just a pet peeve of mine.

Isn't it masterbait?


However you spell it, it sure is fun.

 

[hotstik69]

Re: Re: Misspelled word!!

No that's a job on a charter fishing boat...Start out as an apprentice baiter and work ur way up to journeyman baiter, before ya know it you're the masterbaiter..old joke, I know..lol

Isn't it masterbait?


However you spell it, it sure is fun.

 

[Dee Zert~]

Re: Re: Re: Misspelled word!!

No that's a job on a charter fishing boat...Start out as an apprentice baiter and work ur way up to journeyman baiter, before ya know it you're the masterbaiter..old joke, I know..lol

Heh. Oldie but a goodie.

 

[hotstik69]

Damn!!

I would like to mourn the loss of the word "whether" from the English language. Even the damned newspapers have stopped using it.

Now I don't know whether to masturbate or masterbate..

 

[BirdsWife]

Re: Damn!!

I would like to mourn the loss of the word "whether" from the English language. Even the damned newspapers have stopped using it.

Now I don't know whether to masturbate or masterbate..

Let's argue the point, shall we?

Point: You masturbate.
Counterpoint: I'll masterbate.

And then we'll let our fellow 'Lit'ers decide which of us is the master debater.

 

[hotstik69]

Re: Re: Damn!!

Let's argue the point, shall we?

Point: You masturbate.
Counterpoint: I'll masterbate.

And then we'll let our fellow 'Lit'ers decide which of us is the master debater.

I don't want to argue tonite sweetie. I'm going to jerkoff and go to bed now..

 

[Dee Zert~]

OH, YEAH!!!

A man who doesn't want to argue and wants to hmmmm what was that word? oh yes mastUrbate.

Now, if he would let me watch, I'd be in heaven.

 

[hotstik69]

OH, YEAH!!!



Now, if he would let me watch, I'd be in heaven.

That might could be arranged!!! PM me and we'll talk about it

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Well I would much rather masterbate than argue weather any of you're lit friend's no there grammer! - any day! lol (I tried to get them all?)

 

[hotstik69]

I've found out one thing. Don't criticize other peoples spelling in their own post. I did and got a new asshole ripped by everyone. This guy claimed to have had a Ph D. and his use of punctuation and spelling was pathetic. Guess I'll keep my mouth shut from now on...

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[hotstik69]

The person's Ph D is in Psychology. They should have taken at least one class of English, unless they recieved their degree in a foreign country.

 

[BirdsWife]

Well I would much rather masterbate than argue weather any of you're lit friend's no there grammer! - any day! lol (I tried to get them all?)

IT WAS A JOKE, PEOPLE.

I wasn't really looking for an argument. I was making a play on words.

The "winner" would have been the Master Masturbator Debater.

Get it?

 

[hotstik69]

IT WAS A JOKE, PEOPLE.

I wasn't really looking for an argument. I was making a play on words.

The "winner" would have been the Master Masturbator Debater.

Get it?

I think Crazybbwgirl was joking too, darling.

 

[BirdsWife]

I think Crazybbwgirl was joking too, darling.

Ohhhh....yeah. I see that now. That's what I get for doing a drive-by posting.


Everyone please ignore the little BirdsWife mini-rant. Apparently too much horniness and a hubby on nights can put me on the slightly crabby side.

I guess it's time to take matters into my own hands.

 

[RoyalPurpleVelv]

ditto to all the above and here's another one

allot
or
alot

2 words people!!!

 

[crazybbwgirl]

IT WAS A JOKE, PEOPLE.
I wasn't really looking for an argument. I was making a play on words.
The "winner" would have been the Master Masturbator Debater.
Get it?

So do I win?

 

[ChemE_student]

My #1 pet peeve is the misuse of the word 'everyday.' If you want to say that something is ordinary, you use 'everyday.'

Example:
Arguing about masturbation is an everyday affair for me.

If you want to say that you do things often and perhaps once per day, you use 'every day,' which is TWO WORDS.

Example:
People misuse the word everyday every day, and it drives me nuts!