missed connections

[Saint Peter]

You: Extremely pregnant. Tall shoes. Thin, thin blue dress, crawling up your butt. Thong clearly showing. We kept crossing paths while walking through the exhibits.

Me: Completely aroused by the blue dress and thong interaction.

 

[IndieSnob]

I hope she responds back to you.

 

[Saint Peter]

She is short. I am tall.


It will never work.

 

[redheadedtxn]

Saw the chick I was dating several minths ago last night. She proudly informed me she is seeing someone new! I didn't have much of a connection to her, but she did to me. An hour later, she came up to my table and told me that I broke her heart.

I guess that's a missed connection....she connected and I don't miss her.

 

[garbage can]

Petey, I like your new av....

 

[Super-Surprise]

You: Extremely pregnant. Tall shoes. Thin, thin blue dress, crawling up your butt. Thong clearly showing. We kept crossing paths while walking through the exhibits.

Me: Completely aroused by the blue dress and thong interaction.

Me: Extremely pregnant. Tall shoes. Thin, thin blue dress, crawling up my butt. Thong clearly showing. We kept crossing paths while walking through the exhibits.

You: Short, fat, balding, old man, acne scarred face, wife-beater shirt, skid-marked shorts, intermittently picking your nose & occassionally licking your fingers, smelling of all-too-much "Old Spice", ogling all the ladies present and leering at the children!

 

[lovetoread]

I watched that documentary, there be freaky peeps out there.

 

[Bert Notorius]

how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
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by height

 

[Saint Peter]

Golf is for pussies.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

You: Extremely pregnant. Tall shoes. Thin, thin blue dress, crawling up your butt. Thong clearly showing. We kept crossing paths while walking through the exhibits.

Me: Completely aroused by the blue dress and thong interaction.

Been caught stealin'

http://media.mtvne.com/manual/intl/warner/2009/USWBV0800150_640x480_01.jpg

 

[IndieSnob]

Been caught stealin'

http://media.mtvne.com/manual/intl/warner/2009/USWBV0800150_640x480_01.jpg

Once, when Petey was 5....

 

[Saint Peter]

...cause I want something
and I don't wanna pay
for it-it...

 

[sweepthefloor]

Guilt is the payment, but I still haven't figured out what I purchased with it.

 

[Lancecastor]

You: Extremely pregnant. Tall shoes. Thin, thin blue dress, crawling up your butt. Thong clearly showing. We kept crossing paths while walking through the exhibits.

Me: Completely aroused by the blue dress and thong interaction.

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2012/03/20/250986-jessica-simpson-pregnant.jpg

Not my thing, but I'd like to see her lactate.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I had one of those with a pretty Indian woman I met at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.