Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

A boy is an object used to provide entrapment.

Perhaps in the past, but those laws are gone now.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Puberty is in the past, those balls have dropped now.

Nice to see some maturity returning to the forum.

 

[yowser]

Nice to flee some maturity, returning to the forum.

You go away for awhile, the kids take over.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Tit-man Dan always fondles his targets.

A massage a day keeps you feeling fresh.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A masseur today keeps feeling your breast.

Things sure have changed at the day spa!

 

[Rustyoznail]

Things haven't changed at the gay bar!

Some guys are nostalgic for '70s pantless chaps and large horseshoe moustaches.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Seki guys are orgasmic when 70% panty-tax scrapped; the charges were true injustices.

Hopefully the vending machine prices come down soon.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A woman isn't half-sated without her boys.

Two's company; three's a crowd. A four-some is complete.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

At least our ménage-à-trois isn't having a piazza party this time.

I thought you liked showing off in public.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Some people like their beer down there.

Gives 'head' a whole new dimension!

 

[Mr_Twister_242]

Lives here as a whore in a nude mansion!

But aren't we all whore to the core?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

One Washout costume. I'm considered ripe for Comiccon.

Forget it; you're all wet!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Corset fit; I’m all set!

Careful, remember what I did to Sophia’s lingerie.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Careful, remember what I did to Sophia’s labia!

I know she said she wanted you to tickle her fancy, but I don't think gluing feathers on to her was what she was talking about.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I know she said she wanted you to tickle her fancy boy. I don't think grossly blathering on was what she was talking about.

I don't know; he did seem to find it humourous.

 

[Mr_Twister_242]

The pervert didn't have all the answers.

Yet the cops kept questioning him to the point of exhaustion.

 

[yowser]

Yet the cops kept fingering him to the point of exhaustion.

Masturbatory excess from officials is a traditional punishment.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Emasculatory exercises for officials is a traditional preparation.

From elementary toadying to complete ass-kissing is required of all functionaries.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Some rear-entry techniques to compliment a coupling was considered by the missionaries.

Variety is the spice of life.

 

[yowser]

Sobriety is the dice of life.

You roll and never know where you'll end up.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You troll, and never know who you'll end up in.

The joys of Tinder!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Who's goin' up the bride's front? And there's room in the back door, too.

There's nothing better than a traditional wedding reception!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That's quite the souvenir to bring back from an erotic vacation!

Yes. I've heard of the "Coral and Jewel" love bite, but this is the first I've received.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Sex drive spurred on the corral’s annual love night, the butt-hurtin is the worst I’ve received.

Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Behind every successful raunchy wife is a man who works in town.

Of course; there's more quantity and variety available in an urban setting.