Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[loquere]

This is the new misquote the person above you thread.

Listen, I'm a journalist and I stand by every word.

Well I'll see you in court, you wrote that I over-react and that's just not true. I'm also suing your entire family!

 

[latecomer91364]

Post lost in the move. I'll come back when it settles down

 

[MagicaPractica]

I'm suing your entire family and I'll get your little dog too!

Auntie Em? Help!

 

[loquere]

Who ate all my Eminem's?

I did, they were great!

 

[MagicaPractica]

I did her, and it was GREAT!

Somehow, I don't that was anyone's interpretation of "Make America great again."

 

[latecomer91364]

Somehow, I don't that was anyone's interpretation of "Make America gape again."

Now that's the kind of video I can get behind!

 

[toetyper]

Now that's the kind of whore I can get behind!

just ask if she does anal first

 

[latecomer91364]

just ask if she does banal first

I can already tell, she doesn't.

 

[loquere]

I can already tell, she hates you.

But, I only met her yesterday.

 

[latecomer91364]

But, I only met her last night.

Crawling through her window in a ski mask might have been the issue.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Please, wear a ski mask next time and we won't have this issue.

This romance is so over, it never even started.

 

[AnAngelReally]

This bromance is so over, you should never have farted.

I'm all for oral sex, even anal, but olfactive sex? Yew!

 

[latecomer91364]

I'm all for moral sex, even annually, but in an old factory? Sounds dirty.

If I had to do moral sex, I think once a year might suffice. Ha! who am I kidding?

 

[AnAngelReally]

If I had to do floral sex, it would only be during summer, sadly. Ha! who am I kidding? There are hothouses for year-round sex.

Think of all those seedlings being pollinated "aerally". Wow! A natural orgy!

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Come join in the fun at my little shop of horrors!

Feed me, Seymour!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Feed me Semen!

If you insist. It is high in protein; are you on an Atkins-type diet?

 

[latecomer91364]

If you don't desist, I will hire a pro-teen to ad kin to your diet?

Maybe with some fava beans...

 

[SardonicSlut]

Maybe with some anal beads...

Look, just don't be too rough, okay? I'd like to walk straight in the morning.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Look, just, no one TOO buff, okay? I'd like him to walk straight, not like some muscle bound runway model.

Trust me, he's gorgeous, and just a little on the geeky side.

 

[AnAngelReally]

That is a seriously bold stool.

Yuck! I'm all for anal, but scatological is going too far for me.

 

[AnAngelReally]

It's a grave new word you're inventing.

I know the language must evolve, but that's overdoing it.

 

[latecomer91364]

I know the language of the revolver, but that's overkill.

"Overkill is underrated."
The only worthwhile quote from The A-Team movie.

 

[AnAngelReally]

"I pity the fool."
The best known quote from The A-Team.

Talk about a B-series, but it was fun to watch anyway.

 

[latecomer91364]

Talk about a B-cup, but they were fun to watch anyway.

Less jiggle, still makes me giggle.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Less jiggle, but she sure can wiggle.

Cleavage is fine, but sexily undulating hips can make a guy walk into a lamp post.