MagicaPractica
Alchemist
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2004
- Posts
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He'd better wear protection with the new cold viruses out there!
Hrm, designer surgical masks? Might take some of the fun out of kissing.
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He'd better wear protection with the new cold viruses out there!
I'm glad you asked. I made a lot of money out of kissing.
I hear it nets more money in France than blow jobs and fucking.
It's true. The south can be a nasty place.
I grew up on musicals! "I'm just a girl who can't say no, I'm in a turrible fix!"Uh huh, the north is cool too, with all the fun broadway shows.
If I throw up on you it's because I'm just a girl who can't say no to food, especially fast food!"
Is it ok if I eat a nun then?
Only if she's into cunning linguists. Otherwise, it's clearly a case of misogyny.
I am sure to misquote you on that Tio!
And we certainly can't have Annie do that, eh?
That schlong of William's --- Oh my God!
She's a real cock teaser, isn't she?
Yes, and one day she has promised to cum in my boots.
I didn't know Thom was kinkier than you too?
...and he's got a big dog.
Oooooooooooooh I am scarred for life!
Shit happens.
(Taking a leaf out of loquere's book, with the greatly reduced misquote)
Yep and it's usually me that has to pay up the bills.
seeya
I'm a cheap ass! I don't pay for my dates when I take a babe out.
You're not a cheap piece of ass, I'll say that.
Um, I'll wank you after I finish my drink.
Can you please, please, think faster?
Um . . . let me stink ..
You chew like a horse damn it!!
You need to stop!
I need to field!