Mischka & Pyper

[Todd]

Attempting to dislodge Todd's erroneous ideas about evolution and creationism are still allowed under the new regime, right? Pyper's not here, I've been studying my law books all evening, and I wanted to take a spin in the hamster wheel. So that's okay, right?

Oh absolutely - go right ahead!

Laurel says our fun with evolution and creation is still allowed to happen. Hip hip horay for Laurel.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Is everyone allowed in on this fun?

 

[Todd]

Is everyone allowed in on this fun?

Sure but you have to tells us which side you are on

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Sorry Todd, I don't think I'm on yours.

 

[Todd]

Sorry Todd, I don't think I'm on yours.

Thats allowed the more on Pyper's side the fairer the fight becomes

 

[Pyper]

::rolls her eyes::

 

[LittleRedDevil]

I hear ya, Pyper!

 

[Todd]

::rolls her eyes::

you know you love the fun and cheer that we spread across this great land

 

[Mischka]

Cool! My first starring role in a thread title. And with such impressive company.

Oh, I should probably mention something about evolution...um...we share 98% of our genes with the chimpanzee, our closest living genetic cousin, leaving us with a mere 2% dedicated to the wondrous differences that distinguish us from all other primates. That should get Todd going.

 

[Todd]

Number of Chromosomes: . . . . . . .

Fern 480 . The ultimate goal.

White Ash 138 . .

Carp 100 . .

Goldfish 94 . .

Sweet Potato 90 . .

Turkey 82 . .

Chicken
Dog
Duck 78 Identical Triplets!

Horse 64 . .

Cow 60 . .

Silkworm 56 . .


Cotton 52 . .

Amoeba 50 . .

Chimp
Tobacco 48 Identical Twins!

Human 46 . .

Bat 44 . .

Wheat 42 . .

Soybean 40 . .

Cat 38 . .

Starfish 36 . .

Apple 34 . .

Alligator

Onion 32

32 . Identical Twins!

Frog 26 . .

Opossum
Redwood
Kidney Bean 22 Identical Triplets!

Corn
Marijuana
Carrot 20 Identical Triplets!

Lettuce 18 . .

Honeybee 16 . .

Garden Pea 14 . .

House Fly
Tomato 12 Identical Twins!

Fruit Fly 8 . .

Penicillium 2

So our next step up Chromosome wise is what? Are we going to become a chimp or a tobacco plant

 

[Mischka]

No, no, no. Genetics are the key, not chromosomes.