Minkey Boodle! What big LIPS you have!

[Guest]

Come give me a kiss!

 

[Minkey Boodle]

It's what's IN the lips that counts.

Meaty!

 

[Harbinger]

That reminds me, you just can't get good pastrami in this town.

 

[Guest]

It's what's IN the lips that counts.

Meaty!

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Oh, really?

Prove it. Spread 'em!

 

[superlittlegirl]

Now THAT is Labia Majora!

 

[Guest]

Now THAT is Labia Majora!

______

It's really Major Labia Minors!

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Now THAT is Labia Majora!

And Major Labia, too!

 

[Guest]

Not only that, but really big pussy lips!

 

[superlittlegirl]

I s´pose that´s true, but I was punning. Oh, well. I guess sometimes I´m not as funny as I think I am.

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It's really Major Labia Minors!

 

[lilminx]

Are those for real? I mena, does some woman really have inner pussy lips that long, or are they photoshopped?

 

[Guest]

I s´pose that´s true, but I was punning. Oh, well. I guess sometimes I´m not as funny as I think I am.

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I understand your pun, I really do. It's much better to be beautiful instead of funny.





Let's lick Minkey's lips--together!

 

[Minkey Boodle]

It's all about the verticle.
Anyone got some bread?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Yeah I'll take a roast beast on rye au jus with slaw and a small dinner salad with italian. And a breath mint.....

in fact...

several breath mints..

 

[Minkey Boodle]

You wanna dip my meat in sauce?

 

[teddybear4play]

The better for you to eat her with, my dear.

TB4p

 

[Minkey Boodle]

It'd be cool if they could clap.

 

[patient1]

Are those for real? I mena, does some woman really have inner pussy lips that long, or are they photoshopped?

I'm guessing those are photoshopped, but I've happened across some rather long ones in other internet pictures with rings & weights. Of course they tended not to be wrinkled. Wrong board for expertise on that subject, I'm thinking.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I could put bells at the ends and jingle all the way.

 

[Guest]

Imagine the size of the cockhead that would be needed to separate those lips for sex!

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Imagine the size of the cockhead that would be needed to separate those lips for sex!

Foreceps and clamps to keep 'em open.

 

[Guest]

Foreceps and clamps to keep 'em open.

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Of course, if one was serious about oral sex, they could WEDGE their face in there.

And wouldn't THAT be special!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I want to swing your meat around all crazy like I was in the labia romper room...
I wanna tie those mudflaps around my head like I was little bo peep....
i wanna spin you right 'round, baby right 'round like record 'til you lift off helicopter style.

but that's just me.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I was thinkin' of tyin' a tire swing on.

You're psychic, Fun Slice!

 

[teddybear4play]

So that's what a turkey's cunt would look like.

TB4p

 

[Minkey Boodle]

It's Roast Beef, man.

Turkey's on the other side.