Mink

[Nora]

I like when the air escapes from my lobster's shell and it sounds like it's screaming.


(I'm just kidding, campers. Unwad the panties/manpanties)

 

[Lancecastor]

Lance ...skimmed my comments the first time around and missed the entire thrust of my words.

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The Words In Question:

*aside to Lance*- Intelligent post and quite amusing. You had me right up until the last sentence in # 5. Pig.

...thinking. Pig = bacon. Yummm

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Lance's Last Sentence of #5

The younger, the better.

Agent 99....in all fairness, the thrust I missed was an aside in your post.

Even at that, after calling me a pig, you at least called me a yummy pig...maybe.

Unless that was an aside about bacon as opposed to my priggish piggery.

On this basis, I do not feel that I deserve tarring with the same mink oil you have slathered on PC & Samurai.

I understand your position on mink and other luxury(sic) furs.

You choose to eschew fur as status.

Inuit chew fur into slippers you know.

I look forward to your retraction at your earliest.

Sincerely

Lance

 

[Agent99]

Sorry for the delay, I was unavoidably detained.

Since I am feeling generous after reading your witticisms, I will offer up an acknowledgment of your pain and suffering, Lance.

I should not have used such a wide basting brush to paint you with PC and Samuari. But, I did give you and PC recognition for taking the time to revisit my thoughts and make your concessions.

As for the pig remark, you do realize that is a term of endearment, correct? I love assigning traits to bacon. Delish. Greasy. Finger licking good. But, if you like, I can pretend I was talking about you.

I hate to beat a dead horse on this thread, but, we used to assign a different trait to the porkers here in the US. We used to use their skins for tossing around on a football field. I find that worthwhile too. Call me cruel.

 

[Samuari]

Samuari,

You need to get on the bus with Lance and PC and learn to actually read what I wrote. But at least they had the cojones to admit that they skimmed my comments the first time around and missed the entire thrust of my words.

And while you're at it, the correct acronym is PETA. Not PITA. That is bread. It stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. And I think they are wackos.

I am not writing in hieroglyphics here. I am using simple English words. I am not assigning rights to animals. I believe humans DO have dominion over them and can use them as we see fit.

I use animals for lots of things in my life and am happy about it and thankful for their existence. The only thing I do not do is wear them as symbols of luxury and money. Can it be any clearer?

Re, PITA: I was atempting to lighten things a little with a bad pun. I'm properly chastised.


I do understand what you have saying, I just disagree with you. I do not think that you can make an ethical distinction about what uses are alowable and which are not, or which critters you may use which you may not. There are personal perfences that you may employ to make the desicions to manage your life, but they do not rise to the level of ethical judgements.

 

[Lancecastor]

Thank you for your generous indulgence in this matter, 99.

It was really quite porcine of me to churlishly suggest by inference that a younger woman could be the only candidate to achieve Lance Head Turning status in heels, stockings, diamonds, red lipstick and a mink.

Your forbearance in this matter is quite gratifying.

I'm feeling positively canine as a result and it all just makes me want to go lie in the corner to alternate between chewing on a pig's ear treat and licking my balls.

Lance

Sorry for the delay, I was unavoidably detained.

Since I am feeling generous after reading your witticisms, I will offer up an acknowledgment of your pain and suffering, Lance.

I should not have used such a wide basting brush to paint you with PC and Samuari. But, I did give you and PC recognition for taking the time to revisit my thoughts and make your concessions.

As for the pig remark, you do realize that is a term of endearment, correct? I love assigning traits to bacon. Delish. Greasy. Finger licking good. But, if you like, I can pretend I was talking about you.

I hate to beat a dead horse on this thread, but, we used to assign a different trait to the porkers here in the US. We used to use their skins for tossing around on a football field. I find that worthwhile too. Call me cruel.

 

[Siren]

 

[Agent99]

I was feeling like the proverbial bovine when you mentioned pretty young things in that first post of yours.

But after our discussion, it is obvious you are a man of equine proportions and nature. Hung like a horse is the thought that pops in my head.

I am no mindless ovine either, mind you. I could have told ewe to go your way and I would go mine. I could have even made a beeline for the border. But I stuck around to see how you'd respond.

Like a good little lap dog. Only problem is you are licking yourself. I think it's time for some obedience training for you, pup.

 

[Problem Child]

Samuari,

You need to get on the bus with Lance and PC and learn to actually read what I wrote. But at least they had the cojones to admit that they skimmed my comments the first time around and missed the entire thrust of my words.

And while you're at it, the correct acronym is PETA. Not PITA.

Wow, get on the bus, huh? That's the last time I apologize to you, you uptight little spy-slut. I never liked your fucking character anyway. Emma peel was much sexier.

BTW, it's cajones, not co-jo-nes.

 

[Agent99]

Oh, PC!

I apologize for improperly spelling the C word. Sorry about that, Chief. Misseditbythatmuch.

You don't find me emmapealing? Tell me what I can do to change that.

 

[Problem Child]

Oh, PC!

I apologize for improperly spelling the C word. Sorry about that, Chief. Misseditbythatmuch.

You don't find me emmapealing? Tell me what I can do to change that.

Don't go a-changin' for me. Just work on your spelling.

 

[Pyper]

Before I read this thread, can I ask if it contains any pictures of horribly tortured fuzzy animals?

 

[Problem Child]

yes, I am an idiot tonight. Thank you.

 

[Problem Child]

Stop being so damned perezoso and just read the thread.