Mind in the gutter :-)

[wishfulthinking]

I was walking along the street behind 3 ladies the other day. Probably 30s-40s. I only heard snatches of conversation, but it was things like:

"I like to play with my pussy after work"

"I want a new pussy"

"What does your pussy look like?"

"I prefer pussies"

I'm sure nothing rude was meant by it, but boy!

 

[Shimp]

I was walking along the street behind 3 ladies the other day. Probably 30s-40s. I only heard snatches of conversation, but it was things like:

"I like to play with my pussy after work"

"I want a new pussy"

"What does your pussy look like?"

"I prefer pussies"

I'm sure nothing rude was meant by it, but boy!

I was talking to somone on here last month and she was playing with herself at work, damn what a hot thought, that horny in the middle of the day to play with yourself at work.

 

[Alessia Brio]

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[lucky-E-leven]

Never done that! Nope. Not me. Ever.

I'm rather fond of the story about ... erm ... playfulness en route.
It was you in the car, wasn't it? The one I watched for miles ...

 

[Alessia Brio]

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[lucky-E-leven]

Swerving?


I told the police officer I was NOT drunk. He had his own, personal breath-a-lizer. I passed.

Imagine that!

Wish I'd been in my uniform that day, no doubt.

 

[cloudy]

A white woman sets her chair behind two older Indian men at a powwow. She can't help but notice that they are in the middle of an animated conversation. The lady ignores them at first, but her attention zero's in when she hears one of the Indian men say the following, "Emm come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one last time...."

"YOU DIRTY MEN!!" retorted the white lady indignantly as she stands up and folds her chair. In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Who's talking about sex? I'm just tellin' my friend how to spell 'Mississippi'."

 

[Alessia Brio]

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[Guest]

A white woman sets her chair behind two older Indian men at a powwow. She can't help but notice that they are in the middle of an animated conversation. The lady ignores them at first, but her attention zero's in when she hears one of the Indian men say the following, "Emm come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one last time...."

"YOU DIRTY MEN!!" retorted the white lady indignantly as she stands up and folds her chair. In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Who's talking about sex? I'm just tellin' my friend how to spell 'Mississippi'."

 

[SeaCat]

Cloudy, I just hurt myself.

Cat

 

[CharleyH]

I was walking along the street behind 3 ladies the other day. Probably 30s-40s. I only heard snatches of conversation, but it was things like:

"I like to play with my pussy after work"

"I want a new pussy"

"What does your pussy look like?"

"I prefer pussies"

I'm sure nothing rude was meant by it, but boy!

I worked in an old age home in U. Women are definately ruder than men, they use cunt at 80 though, and not pussy.

 

[rgraham666]

As long as your mind's n the gutter, see if it can find mine.

I miss it.

 

[SeaCat]

I worked in an old age home in U. Women are definately ruder than men, they use cunt at 80 though, and not pussy.

*snicker*

You have that right, those prim little Granmaws can and will say things that will make a streetwalker blush.

Cat

 

[Boxlicker101]

I was walking along the street behind 3 ladies the other day. Probably 30s-40s. I only heard snatches of conversation, but it was things like:

"I like to play with my pussy after work"

"I want a new pussy"

"What does your pussy look like?"

"I prefer pussies"

I'm sure nothing rude was meant by it, but boy!

Having your mind in the gutter would seem to be an advantage here in Lit. Did it occur to you they might have been talking about their cats, and doing it with double entendres?

 

[SeaCat]

Having your mind in the gutter would seem to be an advantage here in Lit. Did it occur to you they might have been talking about their cats, and doing it with double entendres?

Hey my mind has not left the gutter in way too many years to count. The one time I tried to get it out I needed help. It was stuck so I asked for a winch. Of course you know the rest. They misunderstood and brought me a wench instead.

Cat

 

[Honey123]

so it's a bad thing to play with yourself in work or en route??

 

[Stella_Omega]

A white woman sets her chair behind two older Indian men at a powwow. She can't help but notice that they are in the middle of an animated conversation. The lady ignores them at first, but her attention zero's in when she hears one of the Indian men say the following, "Emm come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one last time...."

"YOU DIRTY MEN!!" retorted the white lady indignantly as she stands up and folds her chair. In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Who's talking about sex? I'm just tellin' my friend how to spell 'Mississippi'."

That's a better version then the one I told the other day

 

[MichelleLovesTo]

Ringing my own Sales.

When I used to be the assistant manager of a store in a mall, on days that I'd open the store, I'd let myself into the store, go behind the counter, and... Occasionally there'd be a toy, but I'm pretty low-tech.

 

[R. Richard]

so it's a bad thing to play with yourself in work or en route??

At work is between you and your employer. En-Route involves the other people using the road and is a NO-NO!

 

[wishfulthinking]

Are there any cameras in the mall? Or is that the point

Love it, Cloudy!

 

[Boxlicker101]

so it's a bad thing to play with yourself in work or en route??

I'll tell you what, Honey. Next coffee break, call me and I will come and play with you.

 

[MichelleLovesTo]

Are there any cameras in the mall? Or is that the point

Love it, Cloudy!

None in the actual store.

Hey, I used to be the pin-up girl for old mall walkers. I'd also worked at a kiosk and there were these cabinet doors on the OUTSIDE of the stand. I'd have to bend over to get the merchandise out. And in the little dresses which were my style at the time...

 

[SeaCat]

None in the actual store.

Hey, I used to be the pin-up girl for old mall walkers. I'd also worked at a kiosk and there were these cabinet doors on the OUTSIDE of the stand. I'd have to bend over to get the merchandise out. And in the little dresses which were my style at the time...

So that was you? I ran into way too many people watching you.

Cat

 

[MichelleLovesTo]

So that was you? I ran into way too many people watching you.

Cat

I learned that the little dresses were just dangerous after I was ogled by a guy in a casino, and five minutes later my grandmother was introducing him as a cousin.

And the whiplash...

I'm reformed. It's all turtle necks and loose clothing now.

 

[SeaCat]

I learned that the little dresses were just dangerous after I was ogled by a guy in a casino, and five minutes later my grandmother was introducing him as a cousin.

And the whiplash...

I'm reformed. It's all turtle necks and loose clothing now.

In the spirit of the season. Bah Humbug!

Cat