Mile High Club

Munachi

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Does the definition go by the heighth, or the fact it was in an airplane? Does it count if it was just in the mountains? I want to be in it...
 
Airplane, helicopter, blimp, hot air balloon...think it has to be "off the ground". If simple height counted everybody in Denver would belong. Well almost everybody!
 
anything that is not in contact with the ground, usualy given with planes as they fly a mile high.
 
well we could try to compare who has been the highest here... I really only know in metric though...
 
Well there was this one time I ate a quarter vile of acid. Most the times I got the highest I don't really remember what I took, somewhat of a drug goulash.


Oh you mean altitude :eek:
My girlfriend and I lived just outside of Ward CO which is 9,450 feet. Acording to net conversion thats 2880 meters.
 
well and if you had sex with that you might really not have touched the ground...

anyway, i beat you... my highest so far was in puno, which is at about 3800 m above sea level.
 
Munachi said:
well and if you had sex with that you might really not have touched the ground...

anyway, i beat you... my highest so far was in puno, which is at about 3800 m above sea level.

*breaks out conversion table* :eek: damn not bad.
12467 feet
 
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we are quite fortunate as we fly ourselves around........ must say after a mile high we had to get creative as we went to 2 miles, 3 miles, and 4 miles is yet to come. hmmmmmmmmmmm, wonder what we could do to join the 4 mile club?
 
I did it on a swing in Denver, we were off the ground at the time does that count?
 
hm doubt that a swing goes high enough, hehe...

for those that are in the club, without having their own airplanes, how do you do it? really the bathroom? they seem quite yucky to me on most planes... and how do you avoid there being a huge line of people that get annoyed when they see two people leaving the bathroom?
 
Munachi said:
hm doubt that a swing goes high enough, hehe...

for those that are in the club, without having their own airplanes, how do you do it? really the bathroom? they seem quite yucky to me on most planes... and how do you avoid there being a huge line of people that get annoyed when they see two people leaving the bathroom?

Yeah, seeing the condition of the lavs on most airlines today, don't like using them and would never want to fuck in that filth! Not to mention that after Sep 11th flight attendants are looking at for people acting suspiciously - like two people sneaking into the bathroom. I've seen ads for some place in FL that has an airplane with a matress in the back so you can join the mile high club :).
PS No, I haven't.
 
Munachi said:
for those that are in the club, without having their own airplanes, how do you do it? really the bathroom? they seem quite yucky to me on most planes... and how do you avoid there being a huge line of people that get annoyed when they see two people leaving the bathroom?

Usually you do it under a blanket ... at night. Not that I've ever done it. (Yet.)

I was once on Boeing 777 on an international flight that had a group of 4 lavs, in the middle of the cabin, one of which was HUGE (I think for handicapped passengers). You could *very* comfortably have sex in there, esp. when the cabin is dark and a lot of people are asleep.

Naturally there's a Web site for it: http://www.milehighclub.com/

There is also a Web site devoted to frequent flyers where there're several threads on it.
 
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Munachi said:
Does the definition go by the heighth, or the fact it was in an airplane? Does it count if it was just in the mountains? I want to be in it...


You have to be airborne and at least 1 mile above the ground. There are several grades of Mile High Club Members. A grade C is for those who have intercourse in a commercial airliner. Grade B is for pilots who get blown or a hand job while piloting an aircraft. Masterbating does not count. And the top grade is for those who have intercourse while acting as the pilot of the aircraft. This grading scale is a bit tipped in favor of pilots but thats the only context of a scale I am aware of. As a pilot myself. I think it would be much harder to have intercourse while driving a car down the freeway. Any plane I would try it in would have an auto pilot to hold heading and altitude for us. But in a car. There should be an honor for that as well.

A few years back, I read of a business operating out of a San Francisco Bay area airport. Redi Hillview perhaps. They were using a light twin engine cabin class aircraft. The back area which usually seats 4 has been converted to a bedroom complete with Privacy curatins for the cockpit and champane. The participants take a sunset flight lasting about 1 hour or longer. They climb up to over 1 mile high where they can romance to their hearts content. I wonder if the business made any money.
 
thanks... now just where to get the money, hehe... and someone to book that flight with...
 
how high

Joined the mile high club at the age of 30, my wife and i flew over to New Zealand and we snuck into the toilets on the plane ......twice - on the way there and on the way back

Don't ask about height - I wasn't interested, just as long as we were off the ground lol

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