Mike vs Mike you decide.......

*Eve*

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Who is crazier?


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you be the judge.
 
Jackson. The man? thinks he's totally normal.

Tyson knows he's crazy. He just thinks it's good for his career.
 
Oh lord...I don't think that I can choose between the two.

I watched Mike bite off that earlobe that one time...*cringe*

And just to look at Mike makes me *cringe*
 
scary to say, but if I had children, I would trust Mike Tyson, to babysit before MJ, however I think I could take MJ in a fist fight
 
Let's see, one chomps off ears and the other thinks it's okay to share his bed with minors.

It's a toss up.
 
Mike Tyson has done some outrageous things in his career. However, he has managed, despite being rather small and not too highly skilled, to be the most bankable figure in boxing for the last 20 years. Every psychotic atrocity that he commits just adds to his mystique as the baddest man on the planet, this despite having been virtually sodomized in the ring by Buster Douglas, Evander Holyfield and Lennox Lewis.

Michael Jackson, on the other hand is a complete freak. He's the human equivalent of Smeagol from LOTR.
 
Gotta go with MJ.... he is the love your little kids type scary... Tyson is the I'll eat your liver with some fava beans scary.
 
Mike Tyson is crazier.

He stabbed an editor in the head with a fork during an interview. Mike was "sane" enough to end the interview then and there.
 
Jackson is more eccentric, while Tyson has more issues with violence.

I wouldn't leave my kids alone with him, but short of that dealing with Jackson would probably be pleasent if occasionally odd.

I would probably leave Jackson alone with my kids before I left them with Tyson. Despite what popular opinion in this country, I think getting a skull fracture is more traumatic than touching someone's dick.
 
I almost feel sorry for that little boy trapped inside of MJ:



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Well, yeah. He gets horribly abused as a child so he creates a mechanism of eccentric behaviour to keep people from getting to close to him emotionally. It's a fairly natural reaction if you think about it.
 
Tyson has nothing on Jackson. I *still* cannot believe he had the audacity to say he's only had two plastic surgeries! Yeah, Mike, that's why you went from looking like a black man to looking like a sick white woman and your nose won't stay on anymore, dude!!!! He's getting stranger and stranger each year. What's so sad is I'm starting to wonder if he has lied to himself so long that he's starting to believe his lies. He dangles his baby over a balcony for the press to see but he...covers the baby's face. He allows an interviewer to follow him around but...he keeps his kids faces covered. He marries and has children with a white woman to try to offset what he's so desperate to get away from in his own life but...Latoya lied when she said they were abused. He had a perfectly normal childhood. Whatever...the man is psycho and needs deep, deep psychiatric help.

Tyson, on the other hand is just freakin nuts...but he doesn't try to hide it (too much).
 
Mike Tyson only threatens to eat opponents' children.

Michael Jackson really does it.
 
Sillyman said:
I think getting a skull fracture is more traumatic than touching someone's dick.

I think I will argue this point, a skull fracture can heal in most cases but the psychological damages of molestation can last a lifetime. Not that I know from personal experience, but I do know people who have been molested that lead pretty fucked up lives now because of it
 
Agent99 said:
Mike Tyson only threatens to eat opponents' children.

Michael Jackson really does it.

If by "eat" you mean that he eats their little boy-pussies, yeah he does. Tyson isn't even in the same league of insanity as Michael Jackson.
 
They are both insane... they are both screwed up in the head..

There is no comparison.
 
*Eve* said:
I think I will argue this point, a skull fracture can heal in most cases but the psychological damages of molestation can last a lifetime. Not that I know from personal experience, but I do know people who have been molested that lead pretty fucked up lives now because of it

And I know several people who went on to lead perfectly normal lives, and organic brain damage is a hell of a lot harder to recover from.
 
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