MidWest Lit-Together

[gravyrug]

Food and sex are a natural pairing.


Now come show me the size of your hard drive and I'll decide if our ports are compatible.

I've got some lovely meat for you, and a killer sauce....

 

[Nora]

I've got some lovely meat for you, and a killer sauce....

and just in time for dinner!

 

[gravyrug]

and just in time for dinner!

Dig in, sweetcakes, I know you like it spicy.

 

[Nora]

Dig in, sweetcakes, I know you like it spicy.

Hot and Spicy, baby! Hot and spicy!

(and dipped in ranch dressing and hotwing sauce)

 

[gravyrug]

Hot and Spicy, baby! Hot and spicy!

(and dipped in ranch dressing and hotwing sauce)

Isn't that for french fries and onion rings?

 

[Eumenides]

Isn't that for french fries and onion rings?

*drools*

 

[Nora]

Isn't that for french fries and onion rings?

And hot and spicy meat, too *nods*


Ask Eumie. She understands the joy.

 

[gravyrug]

And hot and spicy meat, too *nods*


Ask Eumie. She understands the joy.

Oh? <raised eyebrow> So you and Eumie been sharing meat?

 

[Nora]

Oh? <raised eyebrow> So you and Eumie been sharing meat?

It's the "breaking bread together" of the new millenium.

 

[gravyrug]

It's the "breaking bread together" of the new millenium.

Just make sure there's enough sauce to go around, don't ya know. <nods>

 

[Nora]

Just make sure there's enough sauce to go around, don't ya know. <nods>

Definitely a good idea. *nods* You both know how crazed I get over a good sauce.


Oh, remind me to ask the St Louisans about that BBQ place, Mr Rug. When we get an actual St Louisan in here. lol

 

[Vilac]

No doubt, Borealis, lurve. *sigh* And I lusted him so.

"All good things must end...."

And thus it was so.

 

[Freya]

Isn't that for french fries and onion rings?

You're supposed to put gravy on french fries. Don't you damn Yanks know anything?

Ranch dressing is to dip pizza in.

Silly kids.

 

[Nora]

You're supposed to put gravy on french fries. Don't you damn Yanks know anything?

Ranch dressing is to dip pizza in.

Silly kids.

Just a l'il tip I got from the hotter than hell waitress at Red_Rose's batchelorette party. I think Gravy was skeered he'd have to keep me from dipping her in ranch and wing sauce...

 

[Matthew Vivion]

shish kabob

Food and sex are a natural pairing.



I love to insert my hard skewer into some choice meat and get it all hot and moist over an open fire. I occasionally slather on some sauce to keep it from getting dry. I like it real hot and juicy but also like it to see some pink in the middle. Then I slowly slide the hot juicy meat off of my hard steel rod and eat it with my fingers. Mmmm mmm, finger lickin' good.

What?I just enjoy cooking, that's all.

Matt

 

[Nora]

Re: shish kabob

Food and sex are a natural pairing.



I love to insert my hard skewer into some choice meat and get it all hot and moist over an open fire. I occasionally slather on some sauce to keep it from getting dry. I like it real hot and juicy but also like it to see some pink in the middle. Then I slowly slide the hot juicy meat off of my hard steel rod and eat it with my fingers. Mmmm mmm, finger lickin' good.

What?I just enjoy cooking, that's all.

Matt

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!!

 

[Matthew Vivion]

shish kabob

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!!

What? You like talking about cooking as well? hee hee

 

[Nora]

Re: shish kabob

What? You like talking about cooking as well? hee hee

Definitely! I was just saying earlier how much I love a nice, hot piece of meat slathered with sauce. I love the way the juices just dribble down my chin as I close my lips around a perfect, tasty chunk o'meat. I love the mouth feel as it first slides between my lips, the way the hot juices feel as they melt over my tongue, the tender, yet firm, texture and the indescribable flavor that just bursts in your mouth.

Yup, I dig cookin' talk.

 

[Eumenides]

Re: shish kabob

What? You like talking about cooking as well? hee hee

Cooking is hot. Pun only partially intended.

 

[Nora]

Re: Re: shish kabob

Cooking is hot. Pun only partially intended.

eating out can be fun, too.

 

[Eumenides]

Re: Re: Re: shish kabob

eating out can be fun, too.

Being eatin' out is goooooood.

 

[Matthew Vivion]

Re: Re: shish kabob

Definitely! I was just saying earlier how much I love a nice, hot piece of meat slathered with sauce. I love the way the juices just dribble down my chin as I close my lips around a perfect, tasty chunk o'meat. I love the mouth feel as it first slides between my lips, the way the hot juices feel as they melt over my tongue, the tender, yet firm, texture and the indescribable flavor that just bursts in your mouth.

Yup, I dig cookin' talk.

That's just the kind of thing that a good cook likes to hear. It takes a lot of effort to create a satisfying meal like that and it's nice when you hear that it is appreciated. Sometimes I beat the meat for hours, just making sure that it will be tender enough for whomever puts it in their mouth. Ya know? And the bursting part? Well, that's just satisfying in itself. Sometimes It's good to be the chef.

 

[Nora]

Re: Re: Re: Re: shish kabob

Being eatin' out is goooooood.

Hmm...I'll take your word on it. I can't remember.

 

[Eumenides]

"All good things must end...."

And thus it was so.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I wuz just kiddin' you, you sessy beast!

 

[Vilac]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: shish kabob

Hmm...I'll take your word on it. I can't remember.

This is quite possibly the most heart-breaking thing I've read on Lit in quite some time.

My condolences.