MidWest Lit-Together

[Calamity Jane]

Hmmm.....

KFC Buckets....or Tits.

I'm going to go with the chesticles. Could you wrap those up to go, please?

It'd be sort of creepy to just have someone had you disembodied boobies, wrapped in a burger wrapper, wouldn't it?

 

[Wilben]

It'd be sort of creepy to just have someone had you disembodied boobies, wrapped in a burger wrapper, wouldn't it?

Almost as creepy as a bra made of KFC buckets.

 

[Eumenides]

Did someone say boobies?

 

[Wilben]

Did someone say boobies?

No, I think we specifically said tits and chesticles... same thing tho.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Almost as creepy as a bra made of KFC buckets.

Eewwww. Food and errogenous zones just don't mix.

 

[Calamity Jane]

No, I think we specifically said tits and chesticles... same thing tho.

My title says boobies. So, I've pretty much been saying it all day.

 

[Wilben]

Eewwww. Food and errogenous zones just don't mix.

Don't tell TWB that....

 

[Calamity Jane]

Don't tell TWB that....

No, I think I'll just leave him to his ass salad, and let him worry about the potential for infection.

 

[Eumenides]

My title says boobies. So, I've pretty much been saying it all day.

So, THAT's what I rubbed! Deeeeeeeelicious!

 

[Wilben]

No, I think I'll just leave him to his ass salad, and let him worry about the potential for infection.

This brings a whole new light to tossing salad you know.

 

[Calamity Jane]

So, THAT's what I rubbed! Deeeeeeeelicious!

But in full color, and 3D, you lucky woman, you.

 

[Eumenides]

But in full color, and 3D, you lucky woman, you.

*grins* I am, aren't I???


Sausage, man...ew. Just, ew. STOPPIT!

 

[Wilben]

Sausage, man...ew. Just, ew. STOPPIT!

Ok, but only because you ordered me so nicely.

 

[Vilac]

Sausage, man...ew. Just, ew. STOPPIT!

Sausage? I could go for some Bratwurst now. Thanks a whole lot.

http://schmidling.netfirms.com/saus.jpg

 

[Calamity Jane]

Sausage? I could go for some Bratwurst now. Thanks a whole lot.

http://schmidling.netfirms.com/saus.jpg

Yummy.

 

[Eumenides]

Sausage? I could go for some Bratwurst now. Thanks a whole lot.

http://schmidling.netfirms.com/saus.jpg

I have some Apple Gouda Chicken Sausage that's mighty tasty.

 

[Eumenides]

Yummy.

You hittin' on me?

 

[Calamity Jane]

You hittin' on me?

Yes. Today, Jane is an equal opportunity lecher.

 

[Eumenides]

Yes. Today, Jane is an equal opportunity lecher.

How does that schedule work and how likely will it be that you will be an EOL on the day of the get together?

 

[Calamity Jane]

How does that schedule work and how likely will it be that you will be an EOL on the day of the get together?

It's completely random. And definitely TBD.

The kids are home. I'll be back Wednesday. Y'all behave.

 

[Vilac]

I have some Apple Gouda Chicken Sausage that's mighty tasty.

I haven't tried that.

I did have some Mexican Fajita sausage last week that was pretty damn good, though.

Share with me.

 

[Vilac]

IY'all behave.

Like *that's going to happen.

 

[Eumenides]

I haven't tried that.

I did have some Mexican Fajita sausage last week that was pretty damn good, though.

Share with me.

Come on over and I'll cook it for you.

 

[Vilac]

Come on over and I'll cook it for you.

Deal.

I'll bring the wine....err....the Patron.

 

[Eumenides]

Deal.

I'll bring the wine....err....the Patron.

I love a man with good taste in body shots.