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Mr Noone said:
Well that's good enough for me. Show us your tits.
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You folded way too easily. I would also like to see her tits, though.



JimLeroyParsonsCumslut, I'm really going to need you to fill out that questionnaire for me, sweetheart. Time is money.
 
Garnate said:
You've certainly CUM to the right place (You like what I did there? ;) Rawr). As the GB Madame I can set you up with any number of gentlemen, I just need you to fill out a questionnaire so I can get a good idea of what you want and don't want.

_________________________________________________________________

User name:

Age:

Number of participants needed:

Food allergies:

Please circle the following traits you'd like from participants needed:

Muscular......A few extra pounds......Extra doughy......Forkliftable
Incredibly tall......Somewhat tall......Average height......Somewhat short......Danny DeVito
Dark hair......Red hair......Blonde hair......Balding......Vin Diesel
Gay......Bisexual......Straight......Trisexual......Transexual......Monosexual......Lindsay Lohan
Large cock......Average cock......Vetteman

How political do you prefer your participants to be:

Can they be lousy at comebacks:

Can they be outwardly racist:

Can they be secretly racist:

Do you mind excessive body hair:

Will you be providing transportation:




Once I've done your background check and you pay the non-refundable $9800, we can get you set up in no time! Welcome!
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All time favorite Garnate post....
 
jlpcumslut said:
show me yalls cocks
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Last night was cock pic night. Sorry you missed it.

This is labia origami night. Last month's winner made a sperm whale that squirted out the blow hole. That will be tough to top.
 
Garnate said:
You've certainly CUM to the right place (You like what I did there? ;) Rawr). As the GB Madame I can set you up with any number of gentlemen, I just need you to fill out a questionnaire so I can get a good idea of what you want and don't want.

_________________________________________________________________

User name:

Age:

Number of participants needed:

Food allergies:

Please circle the following traits you'd like from participants needed:

Muscular......A few extra pounds......Extra doughy......Forkliftable
Incredibly tall......Somewhat tall......Average height......Somewhat short......Danny DeVito
Dark hair......Red hair......Blonde hair......Balding......Vin Diesel
Gay......Bisexual......Straight......Trisexual......Transexual......Monosexual......Lindsay Lohan
Large cock......Average cock......Vetteman

How political do you prefer your participants to be:

Can they be lousy at comebacks:

Can they be outwardly racist:

Can they be secretly racist:

Do you mind excessive body hair:

Will you be providing transportation:




Once I've done your background check and you pay the non-refundable $9800, we can get you set up in no time! Welcome!
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You forgot to ask for the SS number, credit card number with expiration date and user password.
 
jlpcumslut said:
sorry yall have been mislead before. i realize my age is pretty standard but can't help the year i was born.

yall can think what you'd like (or not) but it still doesnt change the fact that my fantasy is multiple guys teaming up and fucking me.
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Are these guys barebacking you?

Will you allow them to spew their hot, creamy, curdy nut deep into your tight, wet, lovingly warm womb as nature intended them to? Will you let them lustfully breed you until your pussy is sopping with seed?

Will you give up the ass?

Will you be sucking off one while two others are rutting into your cunt and binghy, using you as nothing but a common whore or an alley slattern or a street slut or a tavern wench or a scullery maid, for their selfish pleasures?
 
IrezumiKiss said:
Are these guys barebacking you?

Will you allow them to spew their hot, creamy, curdy nut deep into your tight, wet, lovingly warm womb as nature intended them to? Will you let them lustfully breed you until your pussy is sopping with seed?

Will you give up the ass?

Will you be sucking off one while two others are rutting into your cunt and binghy, using you as nothing but a common whore or an alley slattern or a street slut or a tavern wench or a scullery maid, for their selfish pleasures?
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yes please
 
IrezumiKiss said:
Thou art the stuff that men's dreams are made of, milady cumslut.
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http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/44989295.jpg
IrezumiKiss said:
Let's make your nether garden overflow with man-milk.

http://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2013/11/19/620/4142574-enjoy-creampies-on.jpg?site=sex&user=creampie-girlshttp://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2013/11/19/620/4142574-enjoy-creampies-on.jpg?site=sex&user=creampie-girlshttp://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2013/11/19/620/4142574-enjoy-creampies-on.jpg?site=sex&user=creampie-girls
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Love the pic btw...

Garnate said:
Impressive when there's so much gold to choose from. lmao
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Is this how you see yourself?
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/77/7783c5f67bfa9f76d2b0bc1ec1112b94b6dc66cb93c86832f0bb1fad127302b4.jpg
Because this ^^ is totally me.
 
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Garnate said:
It's metaphorical but nonetheless impressive.


These are just preliminary questions. You know that; you've been through this process before.
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Sorry, I forgot. It was awesome. Would have been worth it at twice the price!
 
parodyluvr75 said:
Sorry, I forgot. It was awesome. Would have been worth it at twice the price!
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I think it's a steal, too. Sure these guys are going to lose steam halfway through, but while you wait for them to slap around their old, racist penises until they're up and running again, she can hear their far Right political rants. I hope she choses JBJ! That man seriously needs to get laid.
 
Show us your cunt while holding a fork and a cell phone and licking my ass. Then you get a picture of cocks.
 
IrezumiKiss said:
Are these guys barebacking you?

Will you allow them to spew their hot, creamy, curdy nut deep into your tight, wet, lovingly warm womb as nature intended them to? Will you let them lustfully breed you until your pussy is sopping with seed?

Will you give up the ass?

Will you be sucking off one while two others are rutting into your cunt and binghy, using you as nothing but a common whore or an alley slattern or a street slut or a tavern wench or a scullery maid, for their selfish pleasures?
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Fuck! I think you pretty much covered all the bases with this one.
 
Garnate said:
You've certainly CUM to the right place (You like what I did there? ;) Rawr). As the GB Madame I can set you up with any number of gentlemen, I just need you to fill out a questionnaire so I can get a good idea of what you want and don't want.

_________________________________________________________________

User name:

Age:

Number of participants needed:

Food allergies:

Please circle the following traits you'd like from participants needed:

Muscular......A few extra pounds......Extra doughy......Forkliftable
Incredibly tall......Somewhat tall......Average height......Somewhat short......Danny DeVito
Dark hair......Red hair......Blonde hair......Balding......Vin Diesel
Gay......Bisexual......Straight......Trisexual......Transexual......Monosexual......Lindsay Lohan
Large cock......Average cock......Vetteman

How political do you prefer your participants to be:

Can they be lousy at comebacks:

Can they be outwardly racist:

Can they be secretly racist:

Do you mind excessive body hair:

Will you be providing transportation:




Once I've done your background check and you pay the non-refundable $9800, we can get you set up in no time! Welcome!
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So much awesome.
 
jlpcumslut said:
sorry yall have been mislead before. i realize my age is pretty standard but can't help the year i was born.

yall can think what you'd like (or not) but it still doesn't change the fact that my fantasy is multiple guys teaming up and fucking me.
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I want that on my tombstone because then if there's a zombie apocalypse I feel it'll help my chances of having an undead orgie.
 
Well hell, who doesn't want multiple men?

But the men must touch each other and not just me.

It's a must do this kind of rule.
 
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