Mfm

[jlpcumslut]

looking for MFM or MMFM, mostly just multiple guys teaming up on me.

 

[cleaver]

nice try, byron...

 

[Queersetti]

looking for MFM or MMFM, mostly just multiple guys teaming up on me.

I am puzzled as to the purpose served by the word "mostly" in your post.

 

[Aquagal]

looking for MFM or MMFM, mostly just multiple guys teaming up on me.

Bukkake coming right up.

 

[jlpcumslut]

multiple guys with one girl

 

[Que]

multiple guys with one girl

Who is playing the role of the girl?

 

[jlpcumslut]

that would be me

 

[Queersetti]

multiple guys with one girl

Seems a bit selfish to me.

 

[Mr Noone]

that would be me

What does "jlp" stand for? I misread it as JPL, and thought Jet Propulsion Lab was pretty hot stuff.

 

[jlpcumslut]

sorry to disappoint, just my initials

 

[Que]

that would be me

Oh I see. Got much experience playing the role?

Seems a bit selfish to me.

She didn't say it was to be all about her. Depends entirely on what sorta "sharing is caring" ensues, doesn't it?

 

[Garnate]

You've certainly CUM to the right place (You like what I did there? Rawr). As the GB Madame I can set you up with any number of gentlemen, I just need you to fill out a questionnaire so I can get a good idea of what you want and don't want.

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User name:

Age:

Number of participants needed:

Food allergies:

Please circle the following traits you'd like from participants needed:

Muscular......A few extra pounds......Extra doughy......Forkliftable
Incredibly tall......Somewhat tall......Average height......Somewhat short......Danny DeVito
Dark hair......Red hair......Blonde hair......Balding......Vin Diesel
Gay......Bisexual......Straight......Trisexual......Transexual......Monosexual......Lindsay Lohan
Large cock......Average cock......Vetteman

How political do you prefer your participants to be:

Can they be lousy at comebacks:

Can they be outwardly racist:

Can they be secretly racist:

Do you mind excessive body hair:

Will you be providing transportation:




Once I've done your background check and you pay the non-refundable $9800, we can get you set up in no time! Welcome!

 

[jlpcumslut]

No it's still a fantasy for me

 

[Queersetti]

No it's still a fantasy for me

The whole thing, or just the being a girl part?

 

[Mr Noone]

...Large cock......Average cock......Vetteman...

You should be writing for Jon Stewart.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Are you taking any prescription medication?

 

[Que]

The whole thing, or just the being a girl part?

Rimshot.

Are you taking any prescription medication?

"Come on Ray, we have to get going...

Yes, she was very sparkly!"

 

[Garnate]

You should be writing for Jon Stewart.

She's going to be really glad she posted this here. Watch.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

sorry to disappoint, just my initials

Jessica Lynn Parker?

Jamie Louise Pelham?

Jennifer Le Pescadeux?

 

[Garnate]

Jessica Lynn Parker?

Jamie Louise Pelham?

Jennifer Le Pescadeux?

Jim Leroy Parsons

 

[Mr Noone]

jlpcumslut, you'll have to forgive the negativity. So often we've seen horny 25 year old girls from Texas actually turn out to be middle aged lawyers from Pasadena or farmers from Illinois. And marines or navy seals. Or not. It makes us jaded.

Oh some may wax poetic and say "show us your tits", but even photos can be faked. (Yes, hard to believe. It's a bitch.)

So don't take our collective scepticism personally. We've been burned and we're bitter.

 

[Garnate]

jlpcumslut, you'll have to forgive the negativity. So often we've seen horny 25 year old girls from Texas actually turn out to be middle aged lawyers from Pasadena or farmers from Illinois. And marines or navy seals. Or not. It makes us jaded.

Oh some may wax poetic and say "show us your tits", but even photos can be faked. (Yes, hard to believe. It's a bitch.)

So don't take our collective scepticism personally. We've been burned and we're bitter.

The only real way to provide proof is with a videooooooooooowait. Never mind. THANKS KK, YOU THOUGHTLESS DUDE-BITCH.

 

[jlpcumslut]

sorry yall have been mislead before. i realize my age is pretty standard but can't help the year i was born.

yall can think what you'd like (or not) but it still doesnt change the fact that my fantasy is multiple guys teaming up and fucking me.

 

[Mr Noone]

sorry yall have been mislead before. i realize my age is pretty standard but can't help the year i was born.

yall can think what you'd like (or not) but it still doesnt change the fact that my fantasy is multiple guys teaming up and fucking me.

Well that's good enough for me. Show us your tits.

 

[jlpcumslut]

show me yalls cocks