Chad: lead singer and guitar player. Looks like a mid-twenties version of Jamie Lannister (from GoT). Age 25
Dave: lead guitar. Tall and lean and pale with dark hair and brooding eyes. Age 26
Jason: bass guitar. Wiry build with spiky blond hair & some tattoos. Looks angry and fired up all the time. Age 28
Chris: the drummer. Fat & pale with Jesus hair. Looks like he needs a shower even when he gets out of the shower. Age 24
This is a local metal band in a University town looking for a break. They play in the local pubs each week. They jam in Chris's parent's basement, a concrete block room with no windows, ancient worn sofas with carpet to match.
'Okay guys, we need to finish another song' said Chad. 'Dave's song 'Fuckhole' looks the most promising, but it needs more work'.
They'd been working on it for a while so no ideas were forthcoming.
Finally Chris chimed in 'Maybe we need to base it on real-life experience. Like some of our other songs. Like Pukehead, we've done heaps of that'.
'But do you know any chicks who'll want to do that?' retorted Jason.
More silence... 'What about our Facebook fans...' mused Chad.
They all thought recruiting a hot chick from their fans would work. By running a competition they could find someone open to unexpectedly have their brains gangbanged out, whether they wanted to or not.
The post to their fans said...
Come write with the band - our biggest fan can come join us in a songwriting session. The challenge - prove you're the biggest, any way possible. Remember this is Facebook, nothing the kids can't see.
Dave: lead guitar. Tall and lean and pale with dark hair and brooding eyes. Age 26
Jason: bass guitar. Wiry build with spiky blond hair & some tattoos. Looks angry and fired up all the time. Age 28
Chris: the drummer. Fat & pale with Jesus hair. Looks like he needs a shower even when he gets out of the shower. Age 24
This is a local metal band in a University town looking for a break. They play in the local pubs each week. They jam in Chris's parent's basement, a concrete block room with no windows, ancient worn sofas with carpet to match.
'Okay guys, we need to finish another song' said Chad. 'Dave's song 'Fuckhole' looks the most promising, but it needs more work'.
They'd been working on it for a while so no ideas were forthcoming.
Finally Chris chimed in 'Maybe we need to base it on real-life experience. Like some of our other songs. Like Pukehead, we've done heaps of that'.
'But do you know any chicks who'll want to do that?' retorted Jason.
More silence... 'What about our Facebook fans...' mused Chad.
They all thought recruiting a hot chick from their fans would work. By running a competition they could find someone open to unexpectedly have their brains gangbanged out, whether they wanted to or not.
The post to their fans said...
Come write with the band - our biggest fan can come join us in a songwriting session. The challenge - prove you're the biggest, any way possible. Remember this is Facebook, nothing the kids can't see.
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