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Acktion

Acktion

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I fuckin' hate looking around and seeing Christmas shit even before fuckin' Halloween. Growin' up, we pulled out Christmas shit after big bird was decimated and the Lions and the Cowboys were on the T.V.

Well, the turkey has been gobbled. So, let's get this place decorated with a little fuckin' cheer and shit. So, toss up your cookies. Or deco. Or songs. Or whatever the fuck you holiday masochists that don't fill the moat and raise the drawbridge this time of year are into.

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Er... just one question. It's been a while. Does anyone remember which length goes in which hole?

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Ah, well. Either way, it's coming. There's no stopping it now.


(Oh, like any of you perverts aren't on the naughty list!)
 
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Thanksgiving isn't a thing in Australia, so the Christmas stuff is out by mid-November here :-/
 
Black Friday is the perfect time to flood the moat. I'll get back to you next week.
 
Bramblethorn said:
Thanksgiving isn't a thing in Australia, so the Christmas stuff is out by mid-November here :-/
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I think I could deal with that. Or almost.

But, I limped my sorry butt down to the store to score some Halloween candy, before Halloween mind you, and they had already pulled it down and were putting out all this Christmas stuff already. Ugh! No! Just no!

I can go with a month of jingling my balls and decking the halls. But, come the holly jolly Hell on now.

twister947 said:
Black Friday is the perfect time to flood the moat. I'll get back to you next week.
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And unleash the dragon.

https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2564/4178222406_9902808513_z.jpg

gracie920101 said:
Oh hell.

He said he wants the tree up this year so I have to spend the next 48 hours decorating shit so it looks like it's 32 degrees here.

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http://highend-traveller.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/sunny-beach-snowman-sand.jpg

(Edited to keep the image from spreading so wide. [And all puns are always intended. Particularly if you are amused. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.])

Well, there's Christmas and then there's Christmas.

(And apparently occassionally it is "duck.")
 
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Well. This is interesting.

Oh Santa, what a furry chest you have!
 
While it is theoretically possible for the male reindeer to retain their antlers as late as December 24th, it is more typical for them to shed them earlier. The female reindeer (the only species of deer which the female also grows antlers) on the other hand do not typically lose theirs until calf birthing season a couple of months later.

Also, typically the male of the species has dropped potentially as low as 5% fat by that time due to the rigors of mating season, while the females are typically up around 50. So, they would not only have more energy, but be better able to withstand the cold temperatures that have the fat fucker in the sleigh bundled up in furs.

Just saying...

http://laughshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Whip-It-Santa.jpg

https://youtu.be/qTx-sdR6Yzk
 
So, she says "I like sensation play."

I'm thinking "Ho, ho, ho. I got this."


I break out the hemp rope, remove all her clothing, and tell her to hug the tree.

She looks at me, looks at the tree, looks back at the tree, back at me, and says, "do what?"

So, I explain. I'm going to tie her to the tree, with her naked skin pressed against the pine needles, put this candy cane in as a butt plug, then take her, driving my holly jolly shaft hard, fast, and deep. Each powerful thrust will not only press the candy cane deeper, but will shift her along the pine needles, causing them to drag on her skin. including her nipples, her belly, her inner thighs... Lots of sensation, right?

She safe-worded. Three times.

I'm still trying to make up my mind whether laughing as she did was good or bad.

**sigh**

https://youtu.be/P6oNAV2hHqk
 
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Acktion said:
I'm thinking "Ho, ho, ho. I got this."


I break out the hemp rope, remove all her clothing, and tell her to hug the tree.

She looks at me, looks at the tree, looks back at the tree, back at me, and says, "do what?"

So, I explain. I'm going to tie her to the tree, with her naked skin pressed against the pine needles, put this candy cane in as a butt plug, then take her, driving my holly jolly shaft hard, fast, and deep. Each powerful thrust will not only press the candy cane deeper, but will shift her along the pine needles, causing them to drag on her skin. including her nipples, her belly, her inner thighs... Lots of sensation, right?

She safe-worded. Three times.

I'm still trying to make up my mind whether laughing as she did was good or bad.

**sigh**

https://youtu.be/P6oNAV2hHqk
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