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Peace & Good will to all
I really would love to understand how to upload - AND FIX - the right picture.
Peace & Good will to all
I really would love to understand how to upload - AND FIX - the right picture.
Snow flurries at the moment in Central Virginia. Yesterday it was 70 degrees here.
It's not the Night Before Christmas, but this is a story that my husband has to live through each year, enjoy.
Originally Posted by WestVaCouple View Post
A few years ago, as a joke I bought my wife a big dildo for Christmas. I wrapped it up, put it in the back of the closet and kind of forgot about it. I had planned on giving it to her in private on Christmas Eve, however, as I said, I forgot about it. Long story short, it got moved downstairs and placed under the tree with the rest of the presents. On Christmas morning, both her parents and my parents came to watch the Grandkids unwrap their packages. And, yes, as you probably have already guessed, my 4 year old daughter, unwrapped it. Stood up and said, "Wow! What's this?" Holding it above her head like the sword, Excalibur. Her parents, sat wide eyed, mouth opened stunned. My mother simply put her head down into her hands while my father laughing so hard that he fell to the floor crying from hysterical laughter. My wife was livid, screaming at her idiot husband, Me. While I was chasing a 4 year old, holding a huge dildo up over her head, around the room, slipping and falling on wrapping paper, trying to take her new toy. Merry Christmas!!!
Tonight and tomorrow, the atheists and believers will call a truce over mulled wine and high-cholesterol snacks (which I don't have to prepare, whew). Gifts will be exchanged. Announcements will be made -- last Xmas, we first heard of three pregnancies and two marriage proposals.
Those going into rehab didn't say anything, however.
Merry Christmas!
Bah Humbug!