Christmas / Holiday Confessions

[Miles Long]

Is it any wonder those who live there are so somber? Lack of orgasms!!

That burgermeister dood needs to get laid.

 

[Edensgarden]

That burgermeister dood needs to get laid.

http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101206000040/christmasspecials/images/6/6a/Bmmb.jpg

I think he just needs to play with a little toy of his own. He'll come around in no time.

 

[Aquagal]

This thread is dedicated to holiday confessions.

It can be as simple as regifting a present to something a little more heated. I think we all have funny or embarrassing moments from past holidays


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I'll start -

ICT in my early twenties I worked as a bartender at a local restaraunt. It was a fairly new establishment and the General Manager and I had been flirting since day one.

The first Christmas party was held at the clubhouse of his apartments. I wore a little black dress that night with a new red thong in hopes of catching him under the mistletoe. We ended up sneaking off to a back room in the clubhouse and exchanged gifts. I showed him my panties and he showed me his tongue. Ahhh....the memories...

C'mon...let me hear your stories....

I'm a bad wrapper, and I don't care.

 

[mulehead61]

Before my parents wrapped our gifts when I was a kid, they hid them in the attic under a pile of blankets. There was a padlock on the door but I knew where the key was...and whenever they left the house I'd sneak upstairs and lift the blankets and see everything underneath. Most years I knew what both my brother and I were getting......and told him if he gave me money I'd let him know what he was getting for Christmas......

 

[Edensgarden]

I'm a bad wrapper, and I don't care.

I used to love wrapping gifts. I dread it now and I don't like doing the gift bag thing. So I end up wrapping in a box with the paper and that's it. No bow or ribbon....ever.

 

[Edensgarden]

Before my parents wrapped our gifts when I was a kid, they hid them in the attic under a pile of blankets. There was a padlock on the door but I knew where the key was...and whenever they left the house I'd sneak upstairs and lift the blankets and see everything underneath. Most years I knew what both my brother and I were getting......and told him if he gave me money I'd let him know what he was getting for Christmas......

I never found any of my gifts when I was a kid. I'm not sure if it was because they hid them well or if I just didn't go looking for them. I do remember in later years always being able to guess what was under the tree wrapped. That would tick my mom off really good because I would guess things I didn't even ask for.

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

ICT that I never open christmas cards...they go straight from my mailbox into the trash. **disclaimer this doesn't include cards from family**

 

[Edensgarden]

ICT that I never open christmas cards...they go straight from my mailbox into the trash. **disclaimer this doesn't include cards from family**

Thanks for letting me know. I'll take you off my list this year.

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

Thanks for letting me know. I'll take you off my list this year.

Lol! I'm such a grinch about cards.

 

[Miles Long]

ICT that I never open christmas cards...they go straight from my mailbox into the trash. **disclaimer this doesn't include cards from family**

Damn that's cold! You earn this picture of a really cold thermometer which looks like an ice penis.

http://athriftygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/thermometer-in-winter.jpg

 

[Edensgarden]

Lol! I'm such a grinch about cards.

Damn that's cold!

Where's Burgermeister Meisterburger when you need him? One night in his dungeon and I bet she'd be reading some holiday brag letters.

 

[Aquagal]

Lol! I'm such a grinch about cards.

I wonder if there was ever any cash in those cards that you threw away.

 

[Miles Long]

I wonder if there was ever any cash in those cards that you threw away.

Do people put cash in Christmas cards?

 

[Edensgarden]

Do people put cash in Christmas cards?

Yes, I just got cash in a card the other day. An elderly family member sent me a little something to put in my pocket.

 

[Aquagal]

Do people put cash in Christmas cards?

Yes.

I guess you're not getting any since you don't know this.

 

[Edensgarden]

Yes.

I guess you're not getting any since you don't know this.

Miles not getting any.......that's really something he needs to confess for himself.

 

[QuantumJumping]

All my tree bulbs are styrofoam.
The cat knocked the tree over and broke the glass ones.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Miles not getting any.......that's really something he needs to confess for himself.

Poor guy!

 

[QuantumJumping]

Before my parents wrapped our gifts when I was a kid, they hid them in the attic under a pile of blankets. There was a padlock on the door but I knew where the key was...and whenever they left the house I'd sneak upstairs and lift the blankets and see everything underneath. Most years I knew what both my brother and I were getting......and told him if he gave me money I'd let him know what he was getting for Christmas......

So you're confessing you've never experienced the excitement of Christmas morning. How sad for you. You robbed yourself of the excitement. And you robbed your parents of seeing the joy on your face.

 

[raiguy]

I love the holidays because of the spirit of giving, being with loved ones, and te festive nature...but it hurts at times seeing all the couples that are so blissfully unaware in their happiness, and realizing how lonely I truly feel.


I also hate picking out gifts for myself when others ask. I'm indecisive with gifts...

 

[Edensgarden]

All my tree bulbs are styrofoam.
The cat knocked the tree over and broke the glass ones.

Oh no....I had a cat do that once. We lost quite a few ornaments as well.

ICT I no longer have that cat.

 

[WestVaCouple]

A Not So Christmas Story

It's not the Night Before Christmas, but this is a story that my husband has to live through each year, enjoy.

A few years ago, as a joke I bought my wife a big dildo for Christmas. I wrapped it up, put it in the back of the closet and kind of forgot about it. I had planned on giving it to her in private on Christmas Eve, however, as I said, I forgot about it. Long story short, it got moved downstairs and placed under the tree with the rest of the presents. On Christmas morning, both her parents and my parents came to watch the Grandkids unwrap their packages. And, yes, as you probably have already guessed, my 4 year old daughter, unwrapped it. Stood up and said, "Wow! What's this?" Holding it above her head like the sword, Excalibur. Her parents, sat wide eyed, mouth opened stunned. My mother simply put her head down into her hands while my father laughing so hard that he fell to the floor crying from hysterical laughter. My wife was livid, screaming at her idiot husband, Me. While I was chasing a 4 year old, holding a huge dildo up over her head, around the room, slipping and falling on wrapping paper, trying to take her new toy. Merry Christmas!!!

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

Wow where to begin.......

I confess that I wrongfully hurt someone. Someone I felt a connection and " chemistry" with. Out of self doubt and mistrust I pushed them away with no explanation. It stemmed from emails from a female just letting me know I was merely a toy and not the real deal. Thing is he gave me no reason to believe this. He treated me as a Princess. I behaved as a troll. I am thinking about him this Christmas. And my heart is very sorry. I only wish my lips could say the words .....

 

[Edensgarden]

Wow where to begin.......

I confess that I wrongfully hurt someone. Someone I felt a connection and " chemistry" with. Out of self doubt and mistrust I pushed them away with no explanation. It stemmed from emails from a female just letting me know I was merely a toy and not the real deal. Thing is he gave me no reason to believe this. He treated me as a Princess. I behaved as a troll. I am thinking about him this Christmas. And my heart is very sorry. I only wish my lips could say the words .....

Sometimes it's easier to put into writing what the heart feels but the mouth is unable to express.

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

Last night I ate an entire box of Goobers without offering anyone any. As my family sat around watching me I just kept munching. When I got down to the final handful my aunt her voice dripping with sarcasm said do you have a cold or something and not going to offer anyone any? I said no, I think I have mad cow disease. We best not chance it. And tossed back the final handful