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I just bought my cards last night...ICT that I would rather spend the time licking your stamp
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I just bought my cards last night...ICT that I would rather spend the time licking your stamp
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PanamaJaxxx
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I must warn you, my stamps are forever. You might get stuck.
It's that sticky is it?
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It's that sticky is it?
Stamps are like that.
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I can live with that...
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ICT I haven't sent Christmas cards in about 20 years.
IACT one year I found the present that I had given the previous year to my father in his room unopened. So I regifted it to him.
IFCT I really dislike the commercialism of Christmas. I used to spend a lot of money on presents, but now I give homemade stuff and people enjoy the presents much better.
IACT one year I found the present that I had given the previous year to my father in his room unopened. So I regifted it to him.
IFCT I really dislike the commercialism of Christmas. I used to spend a lot of money on presents, but now I give homemade stuff and people enjoy the presents much better.
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I don't know whether to gasp or applaud.
ICT when I was 14 my present buying consisted of 12 boxes of quality street. How lazy!!??
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That is classic. lol Did he even notice?
ICT I am big on finding/making the perfect gift for people. I love the little high I get when I know I've found it/or made it.
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ICT one of the best Christmas memories I have were not about the kids excitement about Santa or presents...it was the fact that when they were older one Christmas Eve when we were all sitting around...they relayed the story of years ago when they were stuck inside and playing hide and seek and stumbled on their Christmas presents....opened the corner of some of the wrappings to peek in and then taping them back up. They woke up the next day and acted as surprised as they normally did on Christmas and now sat and told their parents that even though they had spoiled their own Christmas surprise....they didn't was to spoil it for us. It was just one of those times you realized what is important to people...and for them..it was the importance ofprotecting the tradition rather than the importance of what they were getting. I will always hold that as one of the best ICT memories I have ever had...
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ICT I refuse to give out a list of wants.... I figure if you can't put some thought into who I am and what might make me happy on your own then you don't need to be giving me a gift as apparently you don't know me well enough.
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You mean the Tupperware kitchen clock I bought you isn't what you wanted?
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Oh how well you know me.. I like to be on time so it's perfect!! lol
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ICT it's the first Christmas I've celebrated in about 12yrs, I've spent too much money and I'm really ready for it to be over already. IACT I miss my babies.
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One Christmas
A few years ago, as a joke I bought my wife a big dildo for Christmas. I wrapped it up, put it in the back of the closet and kind of forgot about it. I had planned on giving it to her in private, however, as I said, I forgot about it. Long story short, it got moved downstairs under the tree with the rest of the presents. On Christmas morning, both her parents and my parents came over to watch the grandkids unwrap their packages. And, yes, you guessed it, my 5 year old daughter unwrapped it. Stood up and said, "Wow! What's this?" The grandparents were wide eyed, mouth opened stunned. My wife was livid, screaming at her idiot husband, Me. While I was chasing a 5 year old, holding a huge dildo over her head like a excalibur, around the room, slipping and falling on wrapping paper, trying to get her new toy. Merry Christmas!!!
A few years ago, as a joke I bought my wife a big dildo for Christmas. I wrapped it up, put it in the back of the closet and kind of forgot about it. I had planned on giving it to her in private, however, as I said, I forgot about it. Long story short, it got moved downstairs under the tree with the rest of the presents. On Christmas morning, both her parents and my parents came over to watch the grandkids unwrap their packages. And, yes, you guessed it, my 5 year old daughter unwrapped it. Stood up and said, "Wow! What's this?" The grandparents were wide eyed, mouth opened stunned. My wife was livid, screaming at her idiot husband, Me. While I was chasing a 5 year old, holding a huge dildo over her head like a excalibur, around the room, slipping and falling on wrapping paper, trying to get her new toy. Merry Christmas!!!
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ICT this made me laugh out loud and almost spill my drink
Thanks. LOL
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ICT I tried to find a good Christmas card for someone today at Hallmark and had a terrible time doing so. None of the cards seemed to say what I wanted....or needed. I could buy a blank card, but even trying to put into my own words what is going through my mind may be impossible. *sigh*
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ICT I'll enjoy whatever card you send me, stop going to all that trouble!
I said I was in Hallmark, not Spencers.
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I said I was in Hallmark, not Spencers.
Please don't send me anything from Spencers!
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Please don't send me anything from Spencers!
So I should return this?
http://www.spencersonline.com/images/spencers/products/processed/02229722.detail.a.jpg
Miles Long
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Yeah, I got a closet full of 'em.
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LOL Funny.
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Figures....Maybe Slinger would like it.
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