Christmas / Holiday Confessions

[Edensgarden]

This thread is dedicated to holiday confessions.

It can be as simple as regifting a present to something a little more heated. I think we all have funny or embarrassing moments from past holidays

I'll start -

ICT in my early twenties I worked as a bartender at a local restaraunt. It was a fairly new establishment and the General Manager and I had been flirting since day one.

The first Christmas party was held at the clubhouse of his apartments. I wore a little black dress that night with a new red thong in hopes of catching him under the mistletoe. We ended up sneaking off to a back room in the clubhouse and exchanged gifts. I showed him my panties and he showed me his tongue. Ahhh....the memories...

C'mon...let me hear your stories....

 

[littlelovedove]

IC that in my youth I was given money by my parents to spend on other family members and I pocketed about 1/3 of it for myself.

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

ICT I will be wearing mistletoe on my zipper for the next few weeks....

 

[Scentofawoman]

I have kept the original gifts I wanted to give for myself and have given less expensive ones.

Yeah in school and I don't talk to them any more.

 

[Edensgarden]

ICT I still love to watch "The Year Without a Santa Claus" specifically for Heat Miser and Snow Miser.

These guys are the greatest!!

 

[BlackCashmere]

ICT I will be wearing mistletoe on my zipper for the next few weeks....

oooo la la

I love a sharp dressed man...

 

[AltyssaQ]

ICT in about twenty years ago I worked as the General Manager at a local restaurant. There was a bartender there and we had been flirting since day one.

The first Christmas party was held at the clubhouse at my apartment complex. This bartender wore a little black dress that night and we ended up sneaking off to a back room in the clubhouse. She had a tiny little red thong I slipped to the side with my tongue.

 

[NealJensen]

ICT one Christmas Eve, when my (soon to be ex) partner had decided to spend the evening with family instead of me, I wound up in a 3-way makeout session in the back of a Jeep.

It didn't go far enough, though.

 

[respeito]

i confess that every year i watch merry christmas, charlie brown and the 24 hour marathon of a christmas story.

i also confess that i tell other people that i spend the holidays with friends because apparently it's an egregious sin to be alone on christmas, thanksgiving and new year's. so i lie; and i feel bad for doing it, but it's easier than having to offer an explanation to people i really don't feel comfortable sharing my personal business with.

 

[cowslinger64]

ICT in about twenty years ago I worked as the General Manager at a local restaurant. There was a bartender there and we had been flirting since day one.

The first Christmas party was held at the clubhouse at my apartment complex. This bartender wore a little black dress that night and we ended up sneaking off to a back room in the clubhouse. She had a tiny little red thong I slipped to the side with my tongue.



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you shoulda been funny like this to start with!!

 

[Edensgarden]

ICT in about twenty years ago I worked as the General Manager at a local restaurant. There was a bartender there and we had been flirting since day one.

The first Christmas party was held at the clubhouse at my apartment complex. This bartender wore a little black dress that night and we ended up sneaking off to a back room in the clubhouse. She had a tiny little red thong I slipped to the side with my tongue.

ICT that AltyssaQ just might be my favorite alt.

IWACT she has me altogether confused and her confession may need to be done at the altar.

Her altering gender is a dead giveaway of her alternating character. Besides, I would have remembered a gummy tongue.

PM me and come clean!

 

[fungatorgurl101]

ICT that last christmas I stepped outside to take a Christmas call from a Male Litster that had called to wish me a merry christmas

When I lived in FL we would have to go to my in laws on Christmas and all the way out to the husband's uncles house... which was just ridiculous to drive that far to not be able to eat cause they would never have enough food to sit there while they all fought. SO one year I faked a terrible fever which was brought on by hovering the thermometer over the lightbulb like I used to do when I was a kid wanting to stay home.

 

[cowslinger64]

ICT some of the most painful moments of my life revolve around this time of the year. While i love it for the kids, it just doesnt have the same allure to me.

 

[Edensgarden]

ICT some of the most painful moments of my life revolve around this time of the year. While i love it for the kids, it just doesnt have the same allure to me.

It's like that for me in some ways too. Maybe Santa will fill your stocking with All You Can Eat Ass?

 

[cowslinger64]

It's like that for me in some ways too. Maybe Santa will fill your stocking with All You Can Eat Ass?

well lets change "stocking" to "my face".....and do you deliver?

 

[Edensgarden]

well lets change "stocking" to "my face".....and do you deliver?

Can you say Ho, Ho, Ho?

 

[lacandy]

I confess that I DREAD opening the gifts that my husband gets me. He buys great jewelry, but anything else is horrible! Even when I tell him EXACTLY what to get me, he gets it wrong. I know it's the thought that counts, and I do appreciate that he tries, but almost 25 years of faking enthusiasm...

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

ICT I do a lot of my shopping on the 24th...it's tradition!

 

[Edensgarden]

ICT I do not enjoy wrapping gifts and am over the "gift bag" wrapping idea.

 

[CocoCream]

ICT I've never been naughty on Christmas

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

ICT I have only been naughty on Christmas Eve

 

[avrgblkgrl]

ICT I never celebrated Christmas until my oldest son came home from kindergarten and said that he wanted one.

 

[Aurelia_Malys]

ICT one of my favorite things to do this time of year is buy myself a thick candy cane ... that I .. um .... use for things other than what it was originally designed for

 

[VanGogh66]

ICT I love giving gifts but hate shopping for them. I need a personal shopper. Applications being accepted.

 

[NealJensen]

ICT one of my favorite things to do this time of year is buy myself a thick candy cane ... that I .. um .... use for things other than what it was originally designed for

Like ringing Xmas bells or something?