Menstrual Hut

[Hawtbawx]

Sorry, I'd forgotten the title.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Red_Tent_(Diamant_novel)

I'm glad you're pretty too, but its got bugger all to do with this thread.

Sounds like a decent read. Better than On Lenin or rereading Kurt Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle which is what I was trying to decide between.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

Aunt Flow is in town.
Crime scene down below.
Good news! I’m not a mother.

 

[raindancer]

The blue moon really fucked my hormones this month. I need a belly rub.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Peri-menopause has been quite a ride so far.

No period this month, but the estrogen is pumping and I feel like I could easily out-fuck an 18yo boy.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

The blue moon really fucked my hormones this month. I need a belly rub.

Pretty thigh, Pretry Girl.

Me, too. And sunflowers.

 

[raindancer]

All the for you ladies of the Hut!

 

[MelissaBaby]

And sunflowers.

I'd settle for sun.

 

[RoryN]

This thread reminds me of two things:

1. Snugglestruggle has been gone for months, and no one up until now has noticed or cared. (Which makes sense.)

2. There were a lot more women posting on the GB back in the day.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

My boyfriend wanted me this morning, but my period came last night. He didn’t care. Doesn’t care.

“Put a dark towel down on the bed.” I did.
“Put on your lipstick.” I did.
“Set your cigarettes out on the night stand.” I did.
“Get your vibrator out and make yourself come.” I did.
“Do it again.”

I love when he’s bossy.

Then he goes down on me. He makes these tiny circles with his finger just right at the very entrance to my inside and it makes me desperate to have his fingers inside me. But he almost never puts his fingers inside me. He just lets me wait for it. Long for it. Hope for it.

He flicks my clit with his tongue and keeps me right at the wild edge of orgasm for a a little too long. Then he finally makes me come that way. One time. Two times. Three times. It gets easier each time. But, still no finger inside me.

Then he fucks me. And kisses me. And comes inside me. The blood makes me more slippery than usual. And sensitive. Even after we finish I can still feel the place right at the edge where his finger circled me. It makes me ravenous for him. I want him again, and again, and again.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

Also, I seriously love the Menstrual Hut. I don’t understand why it ever falls off the front page.

 

[FataMorgana]

My boyfriend wanted me this morning, but my period came last night. He didn’t care. Doesn’t care.

“Put a dark towel down on the bed.” I did.
“Put on your lipstick.” I did.
“Set your cigarettes out on the night stand.” I did.
“Get your vibrator out and make yourself come.” I did.
“Do it again.”

I love when he’s bossy.

Then he goes down on me. He makes these tiny circles with his finger just right at the very entrance to my inside and it makes me desperate to have his fingers inside me. But he almost never puts his fingers inside me. He just lets me wait for it. Long for it. Hope for it.

He flicks my clit with his tongue and keeps me right at the wild edge of orgasm for a a little too long. Then he finally makes me come that way. One time. Two times. Three times. It gets easier each time. But, still no finger inside me.

Then he fucks me. And kisses me. And comes inside me. The blood makes me more slippery than usual. And sensitive. Even after we finish I can still feel the place right at the edge where his finger circled me. It makes me ravenous for him. I want him again, and again, and again.

Ooer madam!

I'm randy as a butcher's dog when the painters are in.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

Ooer madam!

I'm randy as a butcher's dog when the painters are in.

“When the painters are in.”

I love that. Never heard it before.

 

[Saint Peter]

“When the painters are in.”

I love that. Never heard it before.

It is almost English.

Almost.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

My boyfriend wanted me this morning, but my period came last night. He didn’t care. Doesn’t care.

“Put a dark towel down on the bed.” I did.
“Put on your lipstick.” I did.
“Set your cigarettes out on the night stand.” I did.
“Get your vibrator out and make yourself come.” I did.
“Do it again.”

I love when he’s bossy.

Then he goes down on me. He makes these tiny circles with his finger just right at the very entrance to my inside and it makes me desperate to have his fingers inside me. But he almost never puts his fingers inside me. He just lets me wait for it. Long for it. Hope for it.

He flicks my clit with his tongue and keeps me right at the wild edge of orgasm for a a little too long. Then he finally makes me come that way. One time. Two times. Three times. It gets easier each time. But, still no finger inside me.

Then he fucks me. And kisses me. And comes inside me. The blood makes me more slippery than usual. And sensitive. Even after we finish I can still feel the place right at the edge where his finger circled me. It makes me ravenous for him. I want him again, and again, and again.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/w9xjlI0BG6DO8hazKq/giphy.gif

This is almost too good for this joint, the way it is now. I miss it when this sort of thing (and on this storytelling level) was the majority of the posts and the reason peeps came in never wanting to leave. Maybe one day again...

Ooer madam!

I'm randy as a butcher's dog when the painters are in.

Now, I can't use this personally, but it's great slang and I gots to remember it for general conversation, somehow!

 

[FataMorgana]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/w9xjlI0BG6DO8hazKq/giphy.gif

This is almost too good for this joint, the way it is now. I miss it when this sort of thing (and on this storytelling level) was the majority of the posts and the reason peeps came in never wanting to leave. Maybe one day again...



Now, I can't use this personally, but it's great slang and I gots to remember it for general conversation, somehow!

Yes, do you remember Roscoe's jacking off log? Fabulous.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I am officially post-menopausal. Yay! It's so great not having to worry about contraceptives. On the downside, did you know that you can continue having hot flashes even twenty years post menopause? Insane! I'm having loads more than i did when i was still having my period.

Very strange, when i had them before, they came randomly and without warning. Now they seem to be triggered by feelings of embarrassment or self-consciousness. Or arousal.

I've always wondered what it would be like to have a hot flash and an orgasm simultaneously.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

This is almost too good for this joint, the way it is now. I miss it when this sort of thing (and on this storytelling level) was the majority of the posts and the reason peeps came in never wanting to leave. Maybe one day again...

Thank you, Zumi. I miss that, too.

Yes, do you remember Roscoe's jacking off log? Fabulous.

I do. That one was a keeper.

 

[bodysong]

ah ha!

Mystery solved.

 

[Froya]

My boyfriend wanted me this morning, but my period came last night. He didn’t care. Doesn’t care.

Snipped for brevity, not for lack of appreciation.

This was damn fine reading. Thank you

 

[Saint Peter]

This is a dark and scary place.

 

[stickygirl]

This is a dark and scary place.

Go find some chocolate and a hot water bottle: make yourself useful
and some ibuprofen while you're at it

it's what I do

 

[Saint Peter]

I prefer to just sit here and bitch.

Do you have an issue with that???

 

[raindancer]

My hut is not that sexy.

 

[Adre]

Ooer madam!

I'm randy as a butcher's dog when the painters are in.

I’ll bring a drop cloth.

 

[dolf]

My hut is not that sexy.

Mine neither. Being bossy may result in concussion.