Menstrual Hut

Frozen yogurt is full of sugar. :eek: Sugar is a bastardy sneaky.

Only 10 to 15 years. That's the spirit. You can do it. It's about the journey, not the destination... oh wait... :D

;)

Okay! Got it. Reduce it down to half my weight in frozen yogurt and only 3-5 times a week.

I'm totally in! ✅:D✅:D✅
 
ok, a man's point of view. if I was there, I'd tell you to make me drink, bend you over the counter and fuck from behind. before we finished, I'd gently take you to the bedroom to do the rest of your requests/needs. I've never had a problem with menstrual sex. I loved it.

now menopause, that's a wicked worse thing. when the time does come around, please get some hormone therapy. you'd be amazed at the wonders it does. my poor wife (and I0 suffered through too many years without it. for more info, find sexyblonde2015 and read her thread. she helped us tremendously.

From a woman's point of view, I'd tell you to go fuck yourself.

But, hey, thanks for the advice about menopause. I'll be sure to let my doc know what you recommend. :)
 
I'm gonna be honest, I wasn't that excited about the *me* making *him* a drink part. I mean, haven't I already suffered enough?!

I'm not too receptive to being told to do things when I don't want to carve my uterus out with a spoon, but when I do...? Not a smart move. :cool:
 
I'm grumpy. My ladyparts are bleeding, I'm crampy, and I'm bloated.

What I need, what I think would really help me out right now, is a good, rough, angry menstrual fuck, and a belly rub.

And not from some lost/stray/rando, either. That'll just piss me off even more. I don't wanna talk and think and learn and listen and feel and share.

No.

I need it from someone who already knows his way around the place. Someone who will just show himself inside and make himself a drink. Someone who will tell me I'm being a total fucking nutcase, undress me, take my used fucking tampon out and discard it like he owns the place, eat me, fuck me, make me come, and act as if my blood is his favorite fucking thing about me.

I don't think that's too much to ask for. I really don't.

Just because I've never had it, doesn't mean it isn't out there.

Fuck. I'm tired of being alone. And I'm tired of bleeding.

You're a poet - this post is prose poetry. Put it on the Poetry Board you will get more readers than by submitting. And it's terrifying to half of all humans at least.:)
 
I'm grumpy. My ladyparts are bleeding, I'm crampy, and I'm bloated.

What I need, what I think would really help me out right now, is a good, rough, angry menstrual fuck, and a belly rub.

And not from some lost/stray/rando, either. That'll just piss me off even more. I don't wanna talk and think and learn and listen and feel and share.

No.

I need it from someone who already knows his way around the place. Someone who will just show himself inside and make himself a drink. Someone who will tell me I'm being a total fucking nutcase, undress me, take my used fucking tampon out and discard it like he owns the place, eat me, fuck me, make me come, and act as if my blood is his favorite fucking thing about me.

I don't think that's too much to ask for. I really don't.

Just because I've never had it, doesn't mean it isn't out there.

Fuck. I'm tired of being alone. And I'm tired of bleeding.

:heart::heart::heart:
 
I'm thinking that if someone had told me to make them a drink while I was using the shower to rinse blood out of the bath mat yesterday morning at 5am, I'd be back in jail right now.
 
Someone please help....

I've been bleeding for close to 3 months, I'm clotting heavy, I sweat buckets so much I have to take 2 to 3 showers a day. I tried seeing a doctor and no such luck. I was told I can see a gynecologist AFTER xmas. I even went to the emergency room and they took my blood. They said everything came back normal.
I cannot find anyone who will see me and in the meantime I'm having to wear a pad all the time. I don't have any pain. Sex isn't painful.

I'm told I'm too young (41) to go through menopause but what the fuck else could it be??? Unless I'm having extreme pain, I can't find any doctor who can see me!

Anyone else experience something like this?? And no, I can't take birth control because I CANNOT SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR!!!!
 
Someone please help....

I've been bleeding for close to 3 months, I'm clotting heavy, I sweat buckets so much I have to take 2 to 3 showers a day. I tried seeing a doctor and no such luck. I was told I can see a gynecologist AFTER xmas. I even went to the emergency room and they took my blood. They said everything came back normal.
I cannot find anyone who will see me and in the meantime I'm having to wear a pad all the time. I don't have any pain. Sex isn't painful.

I'm told I'm too young (41) to go through menopause but what the fuck else could it be??? Unless I'm having extreme pain, I can't find any doctor who can see me!

Anyone else experience something like this?? And no, I can't take birth control because I CANNOT SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR!!!!

PCOS?

Uterine fibroids?

Have you tried drinking raspberry leaf tea? It tones the uterus. Also chamomile tea is very good for women.

Generally on a hollistic level, I'd try eliminating or cutting way back on added sugar. No fake sugar either.

All of the things I suggested won't do any harm. Unless you're allergic to raspberry leaf or chamomile tea.

I'm not a doctor and what you're going through sucks.
 
PCOS?

Uterine fibroids?

Have you tried drinking raspberry leaf tea? It tones the uterus. Also chamomile tea is very good for women.

Generally on a hollistic level, I'd try eliminating or cutting way back on added sugar. No fake sugar either.

All of the things I suggested won't do any harm. Unless you're allergic to raspberry leaf or chamomile tea.

I'm not a doctor and what you're going through sucks.

I have low blood sugar levels. Tea doesn't do anything. They say that my hormone levels are fine. Frankly, the only thing I can come up with is menopause. Everything else I've looked up mentions pain and/or painful sex.
I've been super horny and sex is fanfuckingtastic so, no pain during sex.

This sucks. I should get stock in Kotex pads at this rate. :(
 
I have low blood sugar levels. Tea doesn't do anything. They say that my hormone levels are fine. Frankly, the only thing I can come up with is menopause. Everything else I've looked up mentions pain and/or painful sex.
I've been super horny and sex is fanfuckingtastic so, no pain during sex.

This sucks. I should get stock in Kotex pads at this rate. :(

Yeah I'm out of ideas then.

But on the upside, think of all the money you'll make with the kotex stock. :D

*ducks*
 
Request an Ultra Sound. They will use a wand that goes inside of you. Demand it at the ER.
It is the only way they will know if it is Endro, Cysts or any other thing that can be wrong.
The doctor also gave me a script, that stops the bleeding but it gives me a migraine so I just deal with it.:rose:
 
Request an Ultra Sound. They will use a wand that goes inside of you. Demand it at the ER.
It is the only way they will know if it is Endro, Cysts or any other thing that can be wrong.
The doctor also gave me a script, that stops the bleeding but it gives me a migraine so I just deal with it.:rose:

They won't do that. Short of screaming at them (not a good idea) they won't do much of anything unless I have pain. I wish I was kidding. :rolleyes:
It's fucked up around here. :(
 
They won't do that. Short of screaming at them (not a good idea) they won't do much of anything unless I have pain. I wish I was kidding. :rolleyes:
It's fucked up around here. :(

Tell them you have pain. Say your side hurts. (Symptom of a cyst) Also, they need to check to see if you are becoming anemic.
 
Tell them you have pain. Say your side hurts. (Symptom of a cyst) Also, they need to check to see if you are becoming anemic.

They say I'm not anemic. :rolleyes:

I'm going to try and find a doctor one more time tomorrow. I don't hold out much hope though.
 
You could be perimenopausal. If you know how early your mother went into menopause that can help give an indication (although not guaranteed) as to when you can expect menopause as well.

Did you recently go off a medication? Some sort of birth control? I know when I did the Depo Provera shot I had a lot of bleeding for a couple months afterward (or swore to never go on that one again). Sadly, it sounds like you may be stuck waiting it out until after Christmas. Also, I know an ob/gyn was recommended but seeing a hematologist might not be a bad idea either. They can do more extensive blood tests. I know all my blood work turned up fine when I was seen in the ER; however, after seeing a hematologist, I was given an answer and better treatment plan (nothing period related).

Take care of yourself as best you can right now. :rose:
 
You could be perimenopausal. If you know how early your mother went into menopause that can help give an indication (although not guaranteed) as to when you can expect menopause as well.

Did you recently go off a medication? Some sort of birth control? I know when I did the Depo Provera shot I had a lot of bleeding for a couple months afterward (or swore to never go on that one again). Sadly, it sounds like you may be stuck waiting it out until after Christmas. Also, I know an ob/gyn was recommended but seeing a hematologist might not be a bad idea either. They can do more extensive blood tests. I know all my blood work turned up fine when I was seen in the ER; however, after seeing a hematologist, I was given an answer and better treatment plan (nothing period related).

Take care of yourself as best you can right now. :rose:

Nothing has changed in the last 6 months. No new meds and I don't take birth control.

Hopefully I can find someone tomorrow. The ER in my area fucking sucks. Even if you say you have severe pain, they think you're drug seeking and make you wait for hours.
When I did go to the ER, I waited 6 hours then left. When I got home I called and got the blood results.
If I cannot find ONE doctor who will see me me in two weeks, I'll have to spend x-mas bleeding. :rolleyes:
 
Nothing has changed in the last 6 months. No new meds and I don't take birth control.

Hopefully I can find someone tomorrow. The ER in my area fucking sucks. Even if you say you have severe pain, they think you're drug seeking and make you wait for hours.
When I did go to the ER, I waited 6 hours then left. When I got home I called and got the blood results.
If I cannot find ONE doctor who will see me me in two weeks, I'll have to spend x-mas bleeding. :rolleyes:

Sadly, sometimes you just have to stay vigilant (and bring a book). ;)
 
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