Saint Peter
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Sometimes, having a man that's up can help ease cramps.
Sometimes, having a man that's up can help ease cramps.
Koolaid bath!
Chum in the water!!
I am a guy who has always had a thing for pads and tampons. I do not know why this is but as a young teen I would get highly aroused at finding a female product in a uni-bathroom. I would open them up and take in the aroma and jack on them. I have had seveeral ladies ask if I would service them orally while they were in their period. Even my wife would have awesome intense orgasims when I would lick her clit during her period. Am I strange or what? Hardly ever hear about a guy who enjoys this form of sexual play.
I'm grumpy. My ladyparts are bleeding, I'm crampy, and I'm bloated.
What I need, what I think would really help me out right now, is a good, rough, angry menstrual fuck, and a belly rub.
And not from some lost/stray/rando, either. That'll just piss me off even more. I don't wanna talk and think and learn and listen and feel and share.
No.
I need it from someone who already knows his way around the place. Someone who will just show himself inside and make himself a drink. Someone who will tell me I'm being a total fucking nutcase, undress me, take my used fucking tampon out and discard it like he owns the place, eat me, fuck me, make me come, and act as if my blood is his favorite fucking thing about me.
I don't think that's too much to ask for. I really don't.
Just because I've never had it, doesn't mean it isn't out there.
Fuck. I'm tired of being alone. And I'm tired of bleeding.
I don't think so either. But some of the guys might. But ya know.
As an FYI, I found the cutting of sugar way back vastly improved my period symptoms. Like crazy surprisingly. I would have had no idea. But apparently sugar is an inflammatory. Sneaky fucker.
I hope you feel better.![]()
Thank you!
Hmmm... It's tempting. I'm totally on board for cutting sugar way back, as long as eating my weight in frozen yogurt 6-8 times a week is still allowed.
Otherwise, menopause is only 10-15 years away now, so, I'll probably make it.
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Let me tell you. Going through this menopause thing is way worse than normal cycles. I am sick for about two weeks.
And it is not safe for all women to do hormone therapy. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.