Men

[Cheyenne]

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear -everything there was! Wow!

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

One eye slowly opened, and then the wife said, "You idiot, I meant my dress size."

The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.........

 

[Ms_Lilith]

yup.

 

[Bindii]

I hear ya sister.

 

[sexy-girl]

lol cute

 

[Guest]

 

[kotori]

Cripes, don't we get any points for trying?

I think her real wish was beyond his control, 'though I'm sure the Happy Meal didn't help.

 

[complicity]

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear -everything there was! Wow!

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

One eye slowly opened, and then the wife said, "You idiot, I meant my dress size."

The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.........

Oooohhhh........................cutting

C'mon girls were all not that bad...................................er, are we!?

 

[longtongue4u]

I resemble....ahhh...resent that...

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

It was her fault for making an ambiguous statement. She should have made it clear.

"I'd love to be six again," can only mean she is talking about age.

"I'd love to be a six again," is clear she is not talking about age.

Please don't blame men for misinterpreting a woman's words when she can't even use the language correctly.

If she'd wanted to be a size six again, she should have said she wanted to be a size six agian; not to be six again.

 

[sexy-girl]

Cripes, don't we get any points for trying?

nope women are evil

thats why its hard being a lesbian ... two women are twice as bad as one

 

[mig]

nope women are evil

thats why its hard being a lesbian ... two women are twice as bad as one

PLease define 'bad'.

 

[hogjack]

Yeah, I'm listenin'

Whad ya say?

Yeah, yeah, gotcha. Ok.

Six something. Dinner at six. Right? You need six dollars? You said something about six or sixteen maybe.

Anyway, hun, have you seen my favorite hammer? Damn, where the hell is it.... *heads off to look*

 

[Cheyenne]

It was her fault for making an ambiguous statement. She should have made it clear.

"I'd love to be six again," can only mean she is talking about age.

"I'd love to be [\b]a[\b] six again," is clear she is not talking about age.

Please don't blame men for misinterpreting a woman's words when she can't even use the language correctly.

If she'd wanted to be a size six again, she should have said she wanted to be a size six agian; not to be six again.

I thought the same thing, but that wouldn't have made the joke work.

And it IS a joke. I know men who listen well and get it right.

 

[fgarvb1]

Hey, Its not our fault if you can't communicate with us.

Tip:Males cannot read minds and neither can you.

Note to men: Ask questions, lots and lots of questions, it won't help much but at least you will have a chance.

I have to go and hide out at walmart now. Bye!

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

I thought the same thing, but that wouldn't have made the joke work.

And it IS a joke. I know men who listen well and get it right.

I appreciate that it is a joke.

I just disagree with your moral.

You should change it to:

"As Humpty Dumpty says: "Mean what you say and say what you mean."

 

[kotori]

thats why its hard being a lesbian ... two women are twice as bad as one

Wow, I never thought of it that way, sexy-girl. It must be tough. Who do you blame for all the goofy stuff when there ain't no "him"?





(BTW, this is just joking. I don't even mind getting blamed for the goofy stuff--at least I know I'm being paid attention to. )

 

[riff]

gooneygitchee

 

[Guest]

 

[thumbs2_ca]

chuckle

Thanks Cheyenne.
I have to work today so that cheered me up.

 

[sexy-girl]

It was her fault for making an ambiguous statement. She should have made it clear.

"I'd love to be six again," can only mean she is talking about age.

"I'd love to be a six again," is clear she is not talking about age.

Please don't blame men for misinterpreting a woman's words when she can't even use the language correctly.

If she'd wanted to be a size six again, she should have said she wanted to be a size six agian; not to be six again.

see thats where men are silly ... there is no use moaning about it women will never be clear ... just treat everything as a test


"bad" equals can be hard work ... i know i can be anyway


kotori we blame each other ... but because we're sensible women we don't moan when we get blamed


PS i am joking in this thread don't take what im saying to serious its fun to make fun of each genders stereotypical flaws

 

[Cheyenne]

I appreciate that it is a joke.

I just disagree with your moral.

You should change it to:

"As Humpty Dumpty says: "Mean what you say and say what you mean."

It isn't MY moral, it is a joke. I don't write jokes, I'm not that funny to start with.

But, there is SOME truth to that moral or you all wouldn't be laughing...

 

[juicylips]

I have heard that joke before...it still didn't take away from my huge while reading it again.

Thanks, Chey.

 

[Comshaw]

posted by sexy-girl:

...thats why its hard being a lesbian ...

Is This a test? First Cheyenne makes with the six joke, and now you say a lesbian gets a hardon? No wonder we never get it right for Christ sake! Who made the damned rules anyway? Aww, right; A woman!
No wonder we're always confused about what means what!You really have to remember, most men think with the wrong head 90% of the time. Factor that in and there would never be a communication gap!
Comshaw

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

PS i am joking in this thread don't take what im saying to serious its fun to make fun of each genders stereotypical flaws

That's no excuse. People have come close to losing and some have lost their jobs for doing exactly that (and I don't mean using it as an excuse for inexcusable behaviour).

News reader Jeremy Paxman was hauled over the coals for doing exactly that. His crime? He told a blond joke: Two blondes are on opposite sides of a river. 'Hey,' calls one, 'how do I get to the other side?' The other looks up and down and then calls back, 'but you are on the other side.'

Is this acceptanble:

"PS i am joking in this thread don't take what im saying to serious its fun to make fun of each races stereotypical flaws"

or this:

"PS i am joking in this thread don't take what im saying to serious its fun to make fun of each gender-orientations stereotypical flaws"

or how about this:

"PS i am joking in this thread don't take what im saying to serious its fun to make fun of disabled peoples stereotypical flaws"

Of course, maybe I'm taking this too seriously. Or maybe I'm just having a bit of fun with you.

But you'll have to decide.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

It isn't MY moral, it is a joke. I don't write jokes, I'm not that funny to start with.

But, there is SOME truth to that moral or you all wouldn't be laughing...

We're NOT all laughing.

I think the joke is okay, but the moral I find offensive. If it had been moved into the body of the joke as a comment by the wife, then it would have been funny.