Men, who would you let fuck you in the ass with a strap-on?

[Problem Child]

I'd let KillerMuffin and Angel do me. And Never, but I don't think she'd want to. And of course there's always Deborah, but I have a feeling she's over in Afghanistan right now with the Green Berets, slitting Taliban throats under the cover of darkness.

I don't think any of the other women would have the proper mental attitude to do it right.

 

[miles]

I don't think any of the other women would have the proper mental attitude to do it right.


I can think of at least three, maybe four. Trust me.

 

[Problem Child]

Names miles, I need names, goddamnit.

 

[miles]

Just between us. Repeat it and I'll fucking kill you.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/members.php

 

[Angel]

I would never want to fuck any guy in the ass with a strap on.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yuck, PC, your ass is safe from the Muffster. MUFF is my name. Not StrapOn. Ain'tcha jes' glad, too?

 

[nasty]

I would CERTAINLY have lilminx, Angel, estevie, sexy-girl, and lickerish fuck me in the ass. I mean, have you SEEN their pics? MY GOD!!!!!!!*Drooling* For sexy-girl, it wouldn't come too hard, either. I bet she fucks Lisa in the ass at least once a day. Ah, the mind is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[nasty]

I would never want to fuck any guy in the ass with a strap on.

DAMN!!!!!! I put you on my list, too.

 

[Angel]

I'd do it too.

I'll go find my ex, flip him onto his belly and ream that fucker up the ass with a strap on.
No Lube.


"Yeah motherfucker! You wanted to do me? It's your turn now, HURTS DOESN'T IT!"

I am one sadistic bitch.

 

[Phoenyx]

From this board or from anywhere in the world?

 

[Problem Child]

Angel, I didn't say anything about you having to like it.

Miles, here is the first name on the list that I recognized:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=13877

 

[Angel]

DAMN!!!!!! I put you on my list, too.

I was being silly. I won't knock it cause I haven't tried it.

I don't think BK would be open to having me pummel is backend into a quivering mound of male bootyflesh though. I wouldn't want to anyway.

If I wasn't with BK, I would seriously do the whole exboyfriend thing given the opportunity.

Otherwise I'm pretty content with using my girly parts.

 

[miles]

Duh...took you long enough.

Why do you thing her name begins with a "B"?

B-ratcat

B-uttfucker

Some people need to have evrything explained.

 

[Angel]

Angel, I didn't say anything about you having to like it.

[/URL]

Come over and spread em then.

 

[Problem Child]

Yuck, PC, your ass is safe from the Muffster. MUFF is my name. Not StrapOn. Ain'tcha jes' glad, too?

Actually I'm kinda relieved that you and Angel feel that way, cuz I really didn't want a full-on ass-reaming. I just said it to lure the others out. I'm deceptive that way.

What I really want is a prostate massage during a really sloppy blowjob.

 

[Guest]

I think Miles should fuck nasty in the ass with a strap on, wouldn't that only be fair? Turn-around is fair play.

 

[nasty]

Come over and spread em then.

I'm only 30 mins. away. I'll be up till 4. Cum on down, ANYTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[miles]

What I really want is a prostate massage during a really sloppy blowjob.


Right.

With Barry Bonds' fungo.

 

[Problem Child]

Duh...took you long enough.

Why do you thing her name begins with a "B"?

B-ratcat

B-uttfucker

Some people need to have evrything explained.

Wow, I had know idea you two were sweet on each other.

(BTW, I heard she's actually a black woman from Georgia that likes to refer to herself as "American Negro", so be on the lookout)

 

[Problem Child]

I think Miles should fuck nasty in the ass with a strap on, wouldn't that only be fair? Turn-around is fair play.

Hey Fuckspigot, if you're gonna use my name, at least troll me and not Miles, you dain-bramaged blood pustule.

We need a seminar in proper Trollology for the douchebarrels, I swear.

 

[miles]

PC: Easy there, big fella!

That was only shadowmarxist spewing his verbal diarrhea. It's a symptom of his mental constipation.

 

[morninggirl5]

Fuckspigot and trollology.

I just love those new words. Almost as good as fucktard.

 

[miles]

PC!!!

We omitted something from this thread.

The reach-around factor. Without it a buttfucking is worthless.

 

[Guest]