Men who do housework get more sex - second try

As a bachelor, I can confirm that if I do housework, I get more sex.

Because if I don't do housework, nobody does. And it's hard to find a place to fuck between all the dirty laundry and half-eaten pizzas.
 
I knew a husband who heard that once and decided to try it out. His wife's best friend asked her how the experiment was going. "I dunno," came the reply "he's always too tired."
 
From experience, men who do housework are thanked god for. At the end of the real day though? A chick only really says "sucker, now I don't have to do it!" ;)
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For some people, that might just be more than just a joke. I cook when I feel like it or if asked. I make our bed if she is off doing something else, but almost 100% of the time, when there is things that need to be fixed, added, or maintained we do it together. I love our house being clean, meaning that I help keep it that way.

In the article, I think it only shows the changing of times and not so much to do with how much sex that is going on. I think I would be heading for divorce number 2 if sex was being used as a weapon or treat.

Fuck me because you want to, not as a favor to me. Shit, I'd rather pay for it.
 
We split the chores when the kids moved out. The first one home cooks (that's usually me), I do the laundry, she does the dishes (usually during commercials :D). A housekeeper comes in c/2 weeks to vacuum and dust and I take care of the yard. Oh, and with the obscene amount of overtime she has had to put in, she makes more money than I do.

Sex is for those days we both have off.
 
any illusions I have about being metrosexual disappear when I consider how much of a slob I am. I get all the sex I need (if you include the twice-daily wanks).
 
I do housework all the time but rarely get laid. At least the house is nice in case one of my wandering male friends stops by for a quickie.
 
Fuck me because you want to, not as a favor to me. Shit, I'd rather pay for it.

With what? :rolleyes: :D

It is a shallow article. Men who put the effort in being adequate, considerate lovers, get more sex.

Now, you could argue that being considerate involves not sitting on the couch when the wife is running after the screaming toddler with a plastic sword...

But that is only an aspect of it.

Maharat
 
With what? :rolleyes: :D

It is a shallow article. Men who put the effort in being adequate, considerate lovers, get more sex.

Now, you could argue that being considerate involves not sitting on the couch when the wife is running after the screaming toddler with a plastic sword...
But that is only an aspect of it.

Maharat


Have you been filming what goes on at my house? Said sword is now safely hidden... until he figures out where I put it.;)
 
I cleaned the toilet and did the dishes today. Shouldn't I be getting some? :confused:
 
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