Men Standing Tall, Cocks Swinging Like Bell-Clappers!

[JazzManJim]

Yes, men, we have represented well here today!

But do not let this end!

No, not for myself (What??) but for all the women who must ever be reminded that good men have good penises! For all those out there who just need a vicarious thrill!

And have you noticed that the trolls have yet to come out a single time today? Penises are troll repellent!

So stand proud! Stand tall! Mind the breeze!

And please...a full three feet of separation, thank you.

 

[MissTaken]

Line up against the wall so that I may judge which should be posted where.

You need a totally objective judge with the experience and stamina to sample all the glorious cocks of lit. Then, make her decision!


I humbly offer my services for this charitable event.

 

[metal_minx]

Line up against the wall so that I may judge which should be posted where.

You need a totally objective judge with the experience and stamina to sample all the glorious cocks of lit. Then, make her decision!


I humbly offer my services for this charitable event.

we'll need a panel of judges to be fair...i volunteer as well

 

[miles]

We are manly men.

 

[Merelan]

Hey wait... it needs to be an odd number, the judges, so that there is no danger of a tie.

 

[miles]

Bring me that sultry bitch with the fire and lust in her eyes!

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Well, this should liven up the boards!

Thanks, guys!

 

[JazzManJim]

Bring me that sultry bitch with the fire and lust in her eyes!

Yeah! Gimme one of those, too!

Yarrrrr!!!

(Wait, are we bottomless pirates??? Careful, that's really, really close to some horrible sanity-blasting line, man....)

 

[Wrong Element]

Damn. A shame I'm not avatar-eligible yet.

(Translation: never in a zillion years.)

 

[miles]

Just keep pp_man out of here. We don't want any drooling.

 

[miles]

Aye, Matey!

Behold thy mighty tool!

 

[Summery]

Yeah! Gimme one of those, too!

Yarrrrr!!!

(Wait, are we bottomless pirates??? Careful, that's really, really close to some horrible sanity-blasting line, man....)

Lmao!

 

[JazzManJim]

Arrrrrr!!

Bring forth the comely wenches!!!


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You know what bothers me the most? Thousands of years of human knowledge focused into decades of painstaking research into electronics and programming and such - billions of hours of work and dollars spent on getting us to this point:

Our penises on the Internet.

Man.

 

[Summery]

Arrrrrr!!

Bring forth the comely wenches!!!


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You know what bothers me the most? Thousands of years of human knowledge focused into decades of painstaking research into electronics and programming and such - billions of hours of work and dollars spent on getting us to this point:

Our penises on the Internet.

Man.

Putting the sweetness aside. I am feeling kind of wench like today.

 

[JazzManJim]

Putting the sweetness aside. I am feeling kind of wench like today.

<takes the comeley wench by the arm and pulls her to him and kisses her deeply>

Yarrrr...yer lips be sweeter than any grog! I'll have another taste, I will!

 

[sacremento]

keep it up guys this is so much fun

bad horrible pun, couldn't resist

 

[EX-Member]

Line up against the wall so that I may judge which should be posted where.

You need a totally objective judge with the experience and stamina to sample all the glorious cocks of lit. Then, make her decision!


I humbly offer my services for this charitable event.

Reminds me of that scene in History of the World: Part I where Madilin Kahn(sp) walks up and down the line saying "yes no no no no yes no no no no yes no no yes.... "

 

[perks]

an youse the apples of mine eyes.

 

[SpectralDragoon]

*sidesteps out from behind JazzMan (3 feet + behind of course) and into the open*

 

[Private Vasquez]

hehe.."Do I have any openings that this man might fit?"

 

[cutie pie]

Bring forth the comely wenches!!!

I've never been called a wench, but I've been called a slut upon occasion. Will that do?

 

[metal_minx]

damn this thread is full of boobs & dicks...what fun '-D

 

[metal_minx]

i'm cumly wench

 

[miles]

The first criteria to be judged will be the taste test.

Cocks will be rated on a 1-5 scale for mouth feel, texture, and flavor.

Please begin.