Men please!!!! Life's big question

[Kymberley]

Why can't you change the television station if you can't find the remote. Is this something born into you by some mysterious gene that scientist will probably never identify? My sons are 12 and 13 and they seem to have been afflicted with this disorder since they were big enough to push the buttons.

Help so I can cure them now!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

We can, but we feel the need to hold the remote regardless. It's a penis thing.

 

[Fleshmachine]

Sorry, it is the shock treatment that we recieved in pre-school. We are forbidden to touch the buttons on the TV.

 

[Kymberley]

OMG You mean to tell me they are holding their penises too?

Fuck now what am I going to do with them once they go blind?

 

[TonyG]

There is another way to change the channels?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Well they won't be worried about the TV anymore will they?

 

[Kymberley]

I am putting TV's and remotes in every room in the house. and maybe the basement too. Hey, anyplace I can buy two small enough to hang just above their beds so they can watch TV at night?

 

[TonyG]

What a nice mom you are. Now do you let them watch wrestling?

 

[morninggirl5]

The ability to change channels

without the use of a remote is located on a gene on the X chromosome and it takes a matched pair for the ability to develop. Biologically impossible for a male to ever master the task.

 

[Kymberley]

Not nice. Of course they watch wrestling...something to do with the penis too, I am sure . It seems to be in the male gene as well to follow that saga.

We can, but we feel the need to hold the remote regardless. It's a penis thing.

OMG You mean to tell me they are holding their penises too?
Fuck now what am I going to do with them once they go blind?

Well they won't be worried about the TV anymore will they?

Which is why ...

I am putting TV's and remotes in every room in the house. and maybe the basement too. Hey, anyplace I can buy two small enough to hang just above their beds so they can watch TV at night?

 

[fgarvb1]

We Have Buttons.????

thinking of times not to far in the past.