men pissing in the movies

[KillerMuffin]

I hate that. I hate watching movies where men are standing at the ol' urinal and taking a leak and you can see everything and worse, hear it.

Ugh. Just ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh.

DCL, I demand that you do something about this atrocious directorial behavior immediately.

 

[Renegade]

Thought this was going to be a thread about men who don't want to walk out in the middle of a movie taking a piss over the edge of the balcony.

Dang.

 

[ozraven]

Michael Moore is planning a documentary on this............

And the political implications of public pissing........

 

[VincentFloyd]

I've never seen a scene (scene a seen? eh) where a man is taking a piss at a urinal and you can see everything, usually you barely see his ass, sure you can hear it, but you don't see his dick or the urine

maybe I'm not watching the right movies...

not that I'd WANT to see all that...

...

I swear i'm not gay!

 

[Cheyenne]

Me, either. You can hear, but not see.

Unless these are some kind of porn movies KM is watching.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

I watched Lethal Weapon 3 yesterday and Mel Gibson took Rene Russo to his "private office" which turned out to be the bathroom at the police department, and carried on a negotiation from the urinal, though there were no frontal shots. LOL. It was kinda funny, I must admit. She was a bit flustered, but carried on with aplomb.

 

[Starblayde]

At least its not as bad as 'The Full Monty', where a woman takes a piss standing up.

*shudders*

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

At least its not as bad as 'The Full Monty', where a woman takes a piss standing up.

*shudders*

What was the circumstances of that? And how did it become part of a movie?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I'd rather see a guy takin a wizz in a movie than this older insanely huge chick that pissed in her sweat pants at work over the weekend.

Did I forget to mention the ass of her sweats was gone and she had no panties on? I walked in the door, she was bent over the counter and there it was, everything, all of it...with the inseams totaly saturated with piss. Yyuuuuuuuuucckkkkkkkkkkkk!

 

[LadyG]

**pinches BBW..WAKE UP**

Told you not to eat eat cheese and pickle sandwiches before bed, but do you listen? NOOOOOOO!

 

[nimbus9]

That was a pretty cool piss Kevin Costner took at the start of Waterworld.

side note: That sail boat he had is the coolest deal I've ever seen. I almost cried when Hopper and the Smokers burnt it.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

hun, unfortunately that was not a dream. It is now a permanent image burned into my grey matter.


Sadly and much to my chagrin I had to talk to her about it. The only good that came from the situation was she cussed me so I banned her from coming back in

 

[LadyG]

EWWWWW just EWWWWWWW.


I send you heaps of sympathy, my sweet!! .

And cheese and herring

 

[brokenbrainwave]

stop hijacking, km is man enough to kick your pointy eared ass.

heh, I am pretty sure this one will get my ass shot while driving through Alabama this fall on my way to the UT/ALA and UT/Auburn football games.

 

[LadyG]

I wasn't hijacking, I was sympathizing with you, you ungrateful fowl.

As for the original topic, I've never actually SEEN it, but like others, the back shot and the sound effects.

I find it funny. But then I have a warped sense of humour.

As for seeing it....nope, don't want to.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I find it funny. But then I have a warped sense of humour.

As for seeing it....nope, don't want to.

I like standing in line at a ballpark urinal and start saying "whooaa down big fellow, I know you like these things but time and place time and place"

Funny, the line quickly clears for me

 

[P. B. Walker]

I hate that. I hate watching movies where men are standing at the ol' urinal and taking a leak and you can see everything and worse, hear it.

Ugh. Just ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh.

DCL, I demand that you do something about this atrocious directorial behavior immediately.

Oh come on Muffy!!! Just fucking admit it.... you wanna come over there and hold it. Don't ya? Just admit it. Set yourself free. LOL.






J/k

PBW

 

[teddybear4play]

That was a pretty cool piss Kevin Costner took at the start of Waterworld.

The opening scene of The Usual Suspects was cooler.

TB4p

 

[Lasher]

Robert Loggia scratching his ass while pissing in the opening scene of An Officer and a Gentleman...

Now that's a fucking piss.

 

[nimbus9]

Funny, all the pissing takes place at the start of the movies. But what the hell, I go just before the movie starts so I can understand those guys wanting to be fresh for when the shit hits the fan.
I don't remember anybody taking a piss in Lord of the Rings. Guess Tolken didn't have to go. I sure did about half way through.

 

[Renegade]

How about the pissing scene from "Me, Myself & Irene"? Talk about having bad aim....

 

[nimbus9]

The funniest one is Cheech pissing on the detective in the border crossing restroom in Up in Smoke.

 

[Guest]

How about Tom Hanks in "A League of their Own"?

Funny as hell!!

 

[Renegade]

What about the scene from American Pie 2 with one of the party guests taking a piss from the second floor and onto Stiflers head? Not to mention the part from Dumb and Dumber where Jeff Daniels urinates into those empty beer bottles and the cop drinks one afterwards. Yuck!

 

[cocktail42]

I hate that. I hate watching movies where men are standing at the ol' urinal and taking a leak and you can see everything and worse, hear it.

Ugh. Just ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh.

DCL, I demand that you do something about this atrocious directorial behavior immediately.

God, I don't remember any of these cascading scenes. I do remember a scene from a movie, but not it's title, where a detective, backlit with a nice stream, is pissing for five minutes on a lawn while interogating a suspect - long scene.

There is of course the unisex bathroom of Allie McBeal.

And my all time favorite, Rudiger Vogler in Wim Wender's "Kings of the Road" taking a shit on a beach - the camera seems to be a mile back and you still can see it descend. Now there is a scene that moves my bowels.