Men- not the only sex that knows about wood

[ms_ann_thrope]

Especially polishing it.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol...speak ya mind girl

 

[HAL_9000]

Especially polishing it.

Do you do good pocket screws?

 

[pete]

Especially polishing it.

buff it, baby
buff it real good

 

[CandiCame]

I'll challenge you to that.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

buff it, baby
buff it real good

loool

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Ebony polishes up nicely but can be on the hard side.

 

[pete]

Ebony polishes up nicely but can be on the hard side.

you think that's hard, try messing with ipe

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

And then there's finger joints, if your wood isn't long enough.

 

[pete]

i prefer a nice tight biscuit joint, myself

 

[lovecraft68]

What about morning wood?

 

[pete]

What about morning wood?

if there's one thing i can't stand, its innuendo

 

[thør]

Mortise and tendon......

 

[lovecraft68]

if there's one thing i can't stand, its innuendo

How about a bad pun.

"Shirley lie there missing her dead husband. He was always so hard in the morning. With a sigh she realized she was truly mourning wood.

By the way, you realize in-you-end-do

is kind of an innuendo right?

 

[HAL_9000]

This thread goes completely against the grain of all decency.

 

[pete]

This thread goes completely against the grain of all decency.

it's warped, no doubt

gnarly too

 

[lovecraft68]

This thread goes completely against the grain of all decency.

I figured it wood have

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm surrounded by lumberjacks...

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

[oggbashan]

I'm surrounded by lumberjacks...

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Is that a veneer of a sneer?

 

[HAL_9000]

My CB handle is "Logjam".

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Is that a veneer of a sneer?

I blew the sawdust off of that one.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

My CB handle is "Logjam".

A good laxative should fix that.

 

[thør]

I'm surrounded by lumberjacks...

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.

 

[HAL_9000]

A good laxative should fix that.

Fiber is where it's at.

 

[butters]

What about morning wood?

you're barking up the wrong tree


if this was in response to LIfeNDeath's post, i could have replied with two words....