Men, beware!!

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ShamelessFlirt

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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

Please Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

Thank you.
 
Oh! you are in such trouble!!

Ladies, we knew this might happen. Go with plan D3, repeat plan D3. ASAP!

We'll take care of this one later when he least expects it.
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
I knew there was a conspiracy!!!

There's no conspiracy, Johnny. Honest! *innocent blink*
You look thirsty. Wanna beer? Here I just poured you one, in a frosted mug no less. ;)


(pssst LL, plan D3 is where we turn football on for them to watch and THEN give them beer. Remember??? They'll never suspect a thing!)
 
La Principessa said:
There's no conspiracy, Johnny. Honest! *innocent blink*
You look thirsty. Wanna beer? Here I just poured you one, in a frosted mug no less. ;)


(pssst LL, plan D3 is where we turn football on for them to watch and THEN give them beer. Remember??? They'll never suspect a thing!)

*takes a sip* Mmmhhmmmm....beer! Now, what were we talking about? It seem to have slipped my mind.
Conspir...con-something...commitment?
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
*takes a sip* Mmmhhmmmm....beer! Now, what were we talking about? It seem to have slipped my mind.
Conspir...con-something...commitment?

Here... *pours.....have another. Want some nachos too? We were talking about nothing in particular. What do you think about long term relationships? *bats eyelashes
 
La Principessa said:
Here... *pours.....have another. Want some nachos too? We were talking about nothing in particular. What do you think about long term relationships? *bats eyelashes


I thnk that...hmmmm, nachos! I thnk...*chews*...whatever you say dear...may I have another beer?
 
Luscious Lioness said:
Johnny Mayberry, whadda think about them cowboys? The bears aren't what they used to be, huh?

Oh, yeah, you know I really am fond of diamonds. Yes, OF COURSE, baseball diamonds. You know what would be nice? A ring so that I could always be reminded of the lovely sport.

Here darling, have another... it is free, ya know.;)


Hmmm...*munch*....hmmmmm....*slurp*....we can go look at...diamonds? Why am I so confused?
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
Hmmm...*munch*....hmmmmm....*slurp*....we can go look at...diamonds? Why am I so confused?

You're not confused, dear. You must be coming down with something. Beer fights germs you know. Here, have another. Size 6 1/2.
 
Luscious Lioness said:
eh?

La Principessa, they really don't believe this cause they couldn't ever be victim to a WOMAN!! They are much too intelligent to be drawn into such an evil web of seduction.



<-------------------- Come on guys.... have a drink on me! ;)
You are so getting a licking. You, and your little Principessa, too.
 
lol

relationships are just one big haze...marriage is a massive hangover.

Anyone else see the correlation between preists drinking habits and their marital status'????
 
La Principessa said:
You're not confused, dear. You must be coming down with something. Beer fights germs you know. Here, have another. Size 6 1/2.

I'm feeling a bit lightheaded...here's the Visa, you deal with it...do you have any pretzels?
 
LukkyKnight said:
You are so getting a licking. You, and your little Principessa, too.

Always an over achiever. They offer beer and you offer liquor.
 
ShamelessFlirt said:
Always an over achiever. They offer beer and you offer liquor.

sounds like you're offering whine! :p


Here Johnny, here's some pretzels and beer nuts. I'll only be gone for a little bit. Want me to pick up some beer while I'm out??
 
La Principessa said:



Here Johnny, here's some pretzels and beer nuts. I'll only be gone for a little bit. Want me to pick up some beer while I'm out??

Sure, sweetie...can we maybe...fool around a little when you get back?;)
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
Sure, sweetie...can we maybe...fool around a little when you get back?;)

we'll talk about it, after you get your chores done. The honey-do list is on the 'fridge.
 
La Principessa said:
sounds like you're offering whine! :p


Here Johnny, here's some pretzels and beer nuts. I'll only be gone for a little bit. Want me to pick up some beer while I'm out??

Whine and cheescake, not a bad morning.
 
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