Memorable Quotes from the Derp Family TV Series

[TonyClifton]

Chris Partridge: C'mon, let's play a game, Mr. Derp.

Tracy Partridge: Yeah, let's play a game.

Reuben Derp: Okay, okay. Let's play a game called "Lost."

Danny: How do you play?

Reuben Derp: Well, I'll hide my eyes and you three kids run away from home - far and fast - and keep running until you're lost.

Tracy Partridge: Then what?

Reuben Derp: In three weeks, I'll come look for you. If I find you, I lose.

Tracy Partridge: What if you don't find us?

Reuben Derp: Well, then I win.

 

[RoryN]

I don't get it.

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Lame as they are, I get other spam storms, but not this one. It takes "nothing better to do" to a whole new level.

I'm sorry your life sucks. I'm off to enjoy some sun and live music.