Melons or banana skins?

Threepio

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Like me, I assume a large percentage of men have experimented with various masturbation techniques over the years, with some more successful than others. Whether it was between 2 pillows, or discovering what else an electric toothbrush or vacuum cleaner can be adapted to do, I was always on the lookout for unconventional but safe methods of getting off. I seem to recall I also wanted to find out if the TENS machine I used for my occasional sciatica would work as a makeshift E-stim (it didn’t by the way in case you were wondering, it’s just uncomfortable).
I then discovered the euphemistically titled ‘fruit fap’. More specifically melons and banana skins.
The melon fuck took too much time to prep for me although did feel good but my favourite became a hot banana skin reinforced with duct tape (a 10 second blast in a microwave I discovered was the optimum time) & made a great slippery disposable sleeve with the added bonus of eating the banana beforehand. WARNING. Always check the temperature of the banana skin BEFORE using…seems obvious but we all know that someone who needs it pointing out!
Anyway I’d love to hear about your experimental efforts and what alternative methods you discovered really worked for you.
 
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Like, I assume a large percentage of men have, I have experimented with various masturbation techniques over the years some more successful than others. Whether it was between 2 pillows, or discovering what else an electric toothbrush or vacuum cleaner can be adapted to do, I was always on the lookout for unconventional but safe methods of getting off. I seem to recall I also wanted to find out if the TENS machine I used for my occasional sciatica would work as a makeshift E-stim (it didn’t by the way in case you were wondering, it’s just uncomfortable).
I then discovered the euphemistically titled ‘fruit fap’. More specifically melons and banana skins.
The melon fuck took too much time to prep for me although did feel good but my favourite became a hot banana skin reinforced with duct tape (a 10 second blast in a microwave I discovered was the optimum time) & made a great slippery disposable sleeve with the added bonus of eating the banana beforehand. WARNING. Always check the temperature of the banana skin BEFORE using…seems obvious but we all know that someone who needs it pointing out!
Anyway I’d love to hear about your experimental efforts and what alternative methods you discovered really worked for you.
I have used banana skins quite a few times…it feels really good actually once the interior really starts to slide on my cock. Gets me off right nicely 👍🏼
Never done the melon thing, would be interested to try it!
 
I seem to recall I also wanted to find out if the TENS machine I used for my occasional sciatica would work as a makeshift E-stim (it didn’t by the way in case you were wondering, it’s just uncomfortable).

It works perfectly if you know how to set it up - unless you have some very basic machine. It requires some experimenting but when you find good settings and electrode placement you will experience amazing hands-free orgasms.
 
Cut the end of a banana, carefully spoon out one end of the banana just enough to let you get part of your dick into it. Mine is short and rated as a limp sissy clit so I don't have to spoon much out. After I cum in my banana I get to enjoy eating my cum from it. I never eat a banana 🍌 without dreaming I am sucking cock
 
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