Threepio
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- May 24, 2018
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Like me, I assume a large percentage of men have experimented with various masturbation techniques over the years, with some more successful than others. Whether it was between 2 pillows, or discovering what else an electric toothbrush or vacuum cleaner can be adapted to do, I was always on the lookout for unconventional but safe methods of getting off. I seem to recall I also wanted to find out if the TENS machine I used for my occasional sciatica would work as a makeshift E-stim (it didn’t by the way in case you were wondering, it’s just uncomfortable).
I then discovered the euphemistically titled ‘fruit fap’. More specifically melons and banana skins.
The melon fuck took too much time to prep for me although did feel good but my favourite became a hot banana skin reinforced with duct tape (a 10 second blast in a microwave I discovered was the optimum time) & made a great slippery disposable sleeve with the added bonus of eating the banana beforehand. WARNING. Always check the temperature of the banana skin BEFORE using…seems obvious but we all know that someone who needs it pointing out!
Anyway I’d love to hear about your experimental efforts and what alternative methods you discovered really worked for you.
I then discovered the euphemistically titled ‘fruit fap’. More specifically melons and banana skins.
The melon fuck took too much time to prep for me although did feel good but my favourite became a hot banana skin reinforced with duct tape (a 10 second blast in a microwave I discovered was the optimum time) & made a great slippery disposable sleeve with the added bonus of eating the banana beforehand. WARNING. Always check the temperature of the banana skin BEFORE using…seems obvious but we all know that someone who needs it pointing out!
Anyway I’d love to hear about your experimental efforts and what alternative methods you discovered really worked for you.
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