Meet the Destroyer

[Brollyanna]

Name : Wolfgang
Nickname : The Destroyer

Likes / Hobbies :

* Cuddling !!! This guy is very affectionate. He will cuddle the shit out of you. He especially likes cuddling your feet while you are walking; your hands while you are trying to use your phone and your face while you are trying to sleep.

* Eating stuff, mostly textiles, fabrics and any type of paper product, but not just limited to, hence the nickname. He will obliterate rolls of toilet paper or paper towels, chew fancy holes in your blankets and add fashionable fringe to your sofa. Also, headphones that have those comfy inserts for runners on them - they belong on the list of things he likes to kill.

* Playing!!! Mostly playing is just biting and scratching your hands.
He doesn't chase stuff or fetch or whatever. Meh.

* Rolling around in the litter box. He likes the faint smell of shit to be on him at all times. Eau de merde. He also likes throwing the litter outside of the ENCLOSED box we bought.

* The word 'NO'. He looooves this word. It's his favorite thing ever.
He'll try and get you to repeat it as often as possible. Mostly by walking on the counters and table tops. Which is inconvenient due to his previous hobby.

* Hunting kibbles!!! In the morning and evening he likes to violently
throw his bowl of kibble all over the floor (I counted, it's like 1053 kibbles) and then he hunts each individual one. He also plays this game with his water bowl with less exciting results, he can't really play with a puddle of water, so you have to clean that up, but he'll try again tomorrow because he's a tenacious little guy!!

* Stealing. Bit of an issue, his thievery is mostly limited to lighters, chopsticks, bottle caps and corks, although last year, the Christmas tree ornaments were a disaster.

* Running out the front door as soon as it is open. He really likes to do this, it is only problematic as once outside he is totally freaked out and when you try and bring him back in he will scratch the holy hell out of you as he tries to hold on to what to him must seem like riding on the outside of a plane or something.

* Showers!!! He just gets in with you. Kinda weird.

* Eating and throwing potted plants to the ground

Dislikes:
* Being left alone

As you can probably tell, I have a love/hate relationship with my cat...

 

[pink]

He is adorable.

 

[neci]

that's one good looking cat.

 

[dolf]

^^^that is suzycat.
she has never bitten or scratched people.
I can't recall her ever breaking anything.
she comes and goes through the catflap.
she never jumps on the kitchen counters.
sometimes she sleeps in my boots though.

i'm not really a cat person.

 

[Brollyanna]

He can be both adorable and good looking when he tries.

Also as a bonus, he's got no balls (sorry Neci) and no parasites!

 

[Brollyanna]

^^^that is suzycat.
she has never bitten or scratched people.
I can't recall her ever breaking anything.
she comes and goes through the catflap.
she never jumps on the kitchen counters.
sometimes she sleeps in my boots though.

i'm not really a cat person.

Gorgeous cat (and boots)

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

He can be both adorable and good looking when he tries.

Also as a bonus, he's got no balls (sorry Neci) and no parasites!

No parasites? Has it been autoclaved?

 

[Brollyanna]

No parasites? Has it been autoclaved?

It? You're not a cat person, are you?

No, so far the fleas, ticks and worms have been kept at bay using methods that doesn't "destroy" The Desatroyer.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Name : Wolfgang
Nickname : The Destroyer

Likes / Hobbies :

* Cuddling !!! This guy is very affectionate. He will cuddle the shit
out of you. He especially likes cuddling your feet while you are
walking; your hands while you are trying to use your phone and your
face while you are trying to sleep.

* Eating stuff, mostly textiles, fabrics and any type of paper
product, but not just limited to, hence the nickname. He will
obliterate rolls of toilet paper or paper towels, chew fancy holes in
your blankets and add fashionable fringe to your sofa. Also,
headphones that have those comfy inserts for runners on them - they
belong on the list of things he likes to kill.

* Playing!!! Mostly playing is just biting and scratching your hands.
He doesn't chase stuff or fetch or whatever. Meh.

* Rolling around in the litter box. He likes the faint smell of shit
to be on him at all times. Eau de merde. He also likes throwing the
litter outside of the ENCLOSED box we bought.

* The word 'NO'. He looooves this word. It's his favorite thing ever.
He'll try and get you to repeat it as often as possible. Mostly by
walking on the counters and table tops. Which is inconvenient due to
his previous hobby.

* Hunting kibbles!!! In the morning and evening he likes to violently
throw his bowl of kibble all over the floor (I counted, it's like 1053
kibbles) and then he hunts each individual one. He also plays this
game with his water bowl with less exciting results, he can't really
play with a puddle of water, so you have to clean that up, but he'll
try again tomorrow because he's a tenacious little guy!!

* Stealing. Bit of an issue, his thievery is mostly limited to
lighters, chopsticks, bottle caps and corks, although last year, the
Christmas tree ornaments were a disaster.

* Running out the front door as soon as it is open. He really likes to
do this, it is only problematic as once outside he is totally freaked
out and when you try and bring him back in he will scratch the holy
hell out of you as he tries to hold on to what to him must seem like
riding on the outside of a plane or something.

* Showers!!! He just gets in with you. Kinda weird.

* Eating and throwing potted plants to the ground

Dislikes:
* Being left alone

As you can probably tell, I have a love/hate relationship with my cat...

Wild guess: You're single.

 

[Brollyanna]

Wild guess: You're single.

Hello? I've got Wolfgang!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

It? You're not a cat person, are you?

No, so far the fleas, ticks and worms have been kept at bay using methods that doesn't "destroy" The Desatroyer.

Or an old maid.

 

[Saint Peter]

Cats are evil.

 

[pete]

sounds like quite a handful.

love it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Cats are evil.

^^^cat hater and likes show tunes.

 

[Brollyanna]

Or an old maid.

Sounds like you need some deworming.

Cats are evil.

And you!

sounds like quite a handful.

love it.

^^^cat hater and likes show tunes.

He likes show tunes? Serves him right

 

[parodyluvr75]

All cat haters do.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It? You're not a cat person, are you?

No, so far the fleas, ticks and worms have been kept at bay using methods that doesn't "destroy" The Desatroyer.

I don't affiliate myself with any particular species.

 

[pink]

He really is a beautiful cat, love his facial markings.

 

[neci]

^^^that is suzycat.
she has never bitten or scratched people.
I can't recall her ever breaking anything.
she comes and goes through the catflap.
she never jumps on the kitchen counters.
sometimes she sleeps in my boots though.

i'm not really a cat person.

puss on boots!

i can't believe no one has said it yet.

He can be both adorable and good looking when he tries.

Also as a bonus, he's got no balls (sorry Neci) and no parasites!

cats, like most men on the gb, should have their balls cut. i'm all for it.