Meet and Greet thread

[Guest]

I dunno why I started this up, just cos I could, I suppose.

So, come say hello, have a chat, piss about, flirt a bit. The usual. You know.


Hello, I'm Lou, how do you do?

 

[sophia jane]

Lou, my best friend (and also my ex) thinks you're hot and comments on it everytime he sees your av. Just thought you should know.

SJ

 

[Guest]

Lou, my best friend (and also my ex) thinks you're hot and comments on it everytime he sees your av. Just thought you should know.

SJ

Oh my. Well, tell him thanks.

(Sounds like you have a wonderful relationship, it's good that is!!)

 

[CharleyH]

Hi. I'm Charley. I hate squirrels, among other things, and if you mention them and I get your address, BEWARE.

However, I do enjoy life, and well, obviously I am here, so I enjoy sex, even if at times I must relegate to writing about it - NOT! Don't fool yourself.

I have a pseudo-partner, who is and is not a partner, and a partner who is and is not here. I have a job that is and is not regular, and I am, myself, well the same.

Revenue Canada is tracking down my ass as we speak . . . so I must run! But, as I like to say, BOTTOMS UP!

 

[ElizabethWest]

I had my soon-to-be ex take a gander at you too. Yummy!

That's my favorite of your AV's.

 

[sophia jane]

Oh my. Well, tell him thanks.

(Sounds like you have a wonderful relationship, it's good that is!!)

Yes, we have a great relationship. We just shouldn't be married.

SJ

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hello, I'm Lew or Lewd!

I'm a Twat!

So tell your ex's and soon to be ex's to be jealous, 'cos I'm banging Lou like a shithouse door!!!!

 

[Guest]

Hello, I'm Lew or Lewd!

I'm a Twat!

So tell your ex's and soon to be ex's to be jealous, 'cos I'm banging Lou like a shithouse door!!!!

Subtlety never was your strong point.





FUCK, you know what that's done to me now!!!

 

[Guest]

I had my soon-to-be ex take a gander at you too. Yummy!

That's my favorite of your AV's.

Thanks, Elizabeth.



Excuse my loud lover there. He does make me laugh.

 

[NoJo]

Hello, I'm Lew or Lewd!

I'm a Twat!

So tell your ex's and soon to be ex's to be jealous, 'cos I'm banging Lou like a shithouse door!!!!

Hi, all, I'm Joe.


Hi Lew, I'm sure it isn't locked. Did you try turning the handle?

 

[Guest]

Hi. I'm Charley. I hate squirrels, among other things, and if you mention them and I get your address, BEWARE.

However, I do enjoy life, and well, obviously I am here, so I enjoy sex, even if at times I must relegate to writing about it - NOT! Don't fool yourself.

I have a pseudo-partner, who is and is not a partner, and a partner who is and is not here. I have a job that is and is not regular, and I am, myself, well the same.

Revenue Canada is tracking down my ass as we speak . . . so I must run! But, as I like to say, BOTTOMS UP!

Ahhh, some sanity.

ARSES!

 

[Guest]

Hi, all, I'm Joe.


Hi Lew, I'm sure it isn't locked. Did you try turning the handle?

Hello Joe, how do you do.

I have to say this, for the safety of my own arse (and cos it's true!)... he knows how to turn all my handles, very well indeed.

 

[NoJo]

Hello Joe, how do you do.

I have to say this, for the safety of my own arse (and cos it's true!)... he knows how to turn all my handles, very well indeed.

I'm sure. I was just yanking his chain.

 

[Guest]

I'm sure. I was just yanking his chain.

Hey, that's my job!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hi, all, I'm Joe.


Hi Lew, I'm sure it isn't locked. Did you try turning the handle?

Yeah, I turn her handle occasionally!!!!

 

[Guy Delphine]

Hello folks, I just registered, and this seems quite a cool site. Well I'm from England, so hello to Tatelou (saw you on the Brit thread). Hope to put some of my stories up soon...

 

[Liar]

...like a shithouse door!!!!

Huh, never heard that expression before. Thanks o lewd one for enrichening my vocabulary.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, I turn her handle occasionally!!!!

You do more than that, babe! You pick me up, turn me over, and do it all over again!!!

Indeed!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Hi, I'm Scarlett. I am a thirty one year-old(gulp) mother of one. I don't have any pets because there just isn't enough extra love in me to take care of anything else. I'm an asshole that way. I write erotic group sex stories and make a kick ass fondue, what else is there?

Oh! We have a plague of squirrels, last year they ate a whole bucket of walnuts in a week and now the fuckers are really fat. My boyfriend gets pissed because they frolic in the trees and their fat asses break the branches. So, come and get them, Charley.

 

[Guest]

Hello folks, I just registered, and this seems quite a cool site. Well I'm from England, so hello to Tatelou (saw you on the Brit thread). Hope to put some of my stories up soon...

Hi Guy!

Good to meet you. Excuse the rowdiness in here. Mainly Brits, so I'm sure you understand.

Let us know how you go with you stories!

 

[CharleyH]

Hello, I'm Lew or Lewd!

I'm a Twat!

So tell your ex's and soon to be ex's to be jealous, 'cos I'm banging Lou like a shithouse door!!!!

Ain't gonna do a thing for my ex, or not soon to be

So, which channel do we watch? DO NOT tell me the BBC :|

 

[Guy Delphine]

Hi Guy!

Good to meet you. Excuse the rowdiness in here. Mainly Brits, so I'm sure you understand.

Let us know how you go with you stories!

Thanks, I will, BTW, Guy's not my real name. It's Derek.

(only kidding)

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Hello folks, I just registered, and this seems quite a cool site. Well I'm from England, so hello to Tatelou (saw you on the Brit thread). Hope to put some of my stories up soon...

Big welcome. We're crazy, in case you hadn't noticed.

 

[Guest]

Huh, never heard that expression before. Thanks o lewd one for enrichening my vocabulary.

Bloody marvellous, innit?

Considering he's built like a brick shithouse, I thought it was very suitable.

 

[Guest]

Thanks, I will, BTW, Guy's not my real name. It's Derek.

(only kidding)

LOL!

Yep, you're a Brit.