Meet and Greet thread

[Guest]

Hi, I'm Scarlett. I am a thirty one year-old(gulp) mother of one. I don't have any pets because there just isn't enough extra love in me to take care of anything else. I'm an asshole that way. I write erotic group sex stories and make a kick ass fondue, what else is there?

Oh! We have a plague of squirrels, last year they ate a whole bucket of walnuts in a week and now the fuckers are really fat. My boyfriend gets pissed because they frolic in the trees and their fat asses break the branches. So, come and get them, Charley.

Are the group sex thing and the kick ass fondue linked?

 

[Guest]

Ain't gonna do a thing for my ex, or not soon to be

So, which channel do we watch? DO NOT tell me the BBC :|

Men and Motors.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Thanks, I will, BTW, Guy's not my real name. It's Derek.

(only kidding)

Hi Derek!

Im Goldie and thats about it!

 

[CharleyH]

Bloody marvellous, innit?

Considering he's built like a brick shithouse.

Hm hard, but soft and stinky

 

[Guest]

Hm hard, but soft and stinky

No, LARGE and FIRM and not likely to be blown over, even in the strongest gales.

 

[Guy Delphine]

Hi Derek!

Im Goldie and thats about it!

Hey Goldie, is that you or is that Kylie in your avatar?

 

[neonlyte]

Everything is very 'toilety' just at the moment.

I was tempted to ask Sherez if she had a tape measure and camera with her, just in case, while she was shut in the toilet on 'What do you do'. But resisted, not wishing to bring down the tone, and pop in here only to find you lot comparing the banging of shithouse doors.

And to think I paused Mulholland Drive for this!

Hi I'm Neonlyte.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Hey Goldie, is that you or is that Kylie in your avatar?

Its me of course!! ( )

 

[CharleyH]

No, LARGE and FIRM and not likely to be blown over, even in the strongest gales.

I have no retort. LOVE and CHERISH it like Abs does - lol

(oh, you smart aka not blonde, where is other thread ... tonight babe )

 

[Guest]

Everything is very 'toilety' just at the moment.

I was tempted to ask Sherez if she had a tape measure and camera with her, just in case, while she was shut in the toilet on 'What do you do'. But resisted, not wishing to bring down the tone, and pop in here only to find you lot comparing the banging of shithouse doors.

And to think I paused Mulholland Drive for this!

Hi I'm Neonlyte.

Were you watching it in your dressing gown?

 

[Guest]

I have no retort. LOVE and CHERISH it like Abs does - lol

(oh you smart tonight babe )

Oh, I do. In the most feelthy of ways.

(It must be the endorphines rushing through my system. )

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Are the group sex thing and the kick ass fondue linked?

Not yet, but I'm considering a scene at a ski chalet involving a fondue party and group sex for this new story.

 

[Guest]

Not yet, but I'm considering a scene at a ski chalet involving a fondue party and group sex for this new story.

Hot and cold at hand. Very sexy.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Were you watching it in your dressing gown?

PMSL!

Neon dear, you're never going to live that one down.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Not yet, but I'm considering a scene at a ski chalet involving a fondue party and group sex for this new story.

Her fondue was really really kick ass BTW. But her boyfriend said it made the house smell like dirty feet. (And we drank the rest of the wine, and then some.)

 

[Guest]

PMSL!

Neon dear, you're never going to live that one down.

Hehehe!

I'm still waiting for a photo.

 

[neonlyte]

Were you watching it in your dressing gown?

And the slippers with the pom pom's.

Good job I know you're only pulling my...

PMSL!

Neon dear, you're never going to live that one down.

And it doesn't help if you keep quoting her

Love you all, Good Night

 

[Guest]

And the slippers with the pom pom's.

Good job I know you're only pulling my...




And it doesn't help if you keep quoting her

Love you all, Good Night

Now I REALLY do want a pic.

Night, Neon.

 

[cloudy]

Big welcome. We're crazy, in case you hadn't noticed.

No, we're not! We're the sane ones, damn it! It's everyone else that's lost their minds.

Care to have a reprise of the strip tease on that space pod with Bel again? Zero gravity, baby!

Hi. I'm Charley. I hate squirrels, among other things, and if you mention them and I get your address, BEWARE.

They are SO going to get you when I tell them what you've said! You'll be out of furry little minions....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

No, we're not! We're the sane ones, damn it! It's everyone else that's lost their minds.
Care to have a reprise of the strip tease on that space pod with Bel again? Zero gravity, baby!

I'll get my gogo boots, you get the pointy bras.
note: I was so drunk that night, I'm surprised I can remember anything, but that sticks out in my mind as one of the funnest nights I've had on Lit.

 

[cloudy]

I'll get my gogo boots, you get the pointy bras.
note: I was so drunk that night, I'm surprised I can remember anything, but that sticks out in my mind as one of the funnest nights I've had on Lit.

As long as I get to wear one of those Barbarella outfits, I'm happy.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'll get my gogo boots, you get the pointy bras.
note: I was so drunk that night, I'm surprised I can remember anything, but that sticks out in my mind as one of the funnest nights I've had on Lit.

Where was I?

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Hello to all

Hi,
Extreme Bohunk here,
saw this thread & wanted to say 'Hi' to the 'heavies' I see have a bazillion posts.
Nice to meet yez!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

As long as I get to wear one of those Barbarella outfits, I'm happy.

Barbarella was on the other day and I thought of you. You'd look great in that one exposed boob fiberglass number.

Where was I?

I believe you were participating in a "writing exercise".

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hi,
Extreme Bohunk here,
saw this thread & wanted to say 'Hi' to the 'heavies' I see have a bazillion posts.
Nice to meet yez!

Hello ExtremeBohunk, that is an interesting name. I'm Carson and this is my lovely assistant, OhMissScarlett. Feel free to stroll around the grounds. We don't bite. Well... at least some of us don't.