Maybe your pets dream of intercourse with you
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bknight2602
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Probably by visiting spots like this?
DrinkDuff@Moe's
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i wish they'd stop with this "Increase the size of your dick by 3" in 2 days". I'm quite happy with the 15" bunny vibrator I got, thankyouverymuch.
brokenbrainwave
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recalling your former av, maybe you "pissed" someone off?
la la la la, put down the fucking gun, la la la
on a seperate note, this chick was pissed at her boyfriend monday night and bit one of his nuts off.
She was quoted as saying "we's all jest tryins to drink us sum bud and the sumbitch.." I lost her there.
I am gonna miss that woman...
la la la la, put down the fucking gun, la la la
on a seperate note, this chick was pissed at her boyfriend monday night and bit one of his nuts off.
She was quoted as saying "we's all jest tryins to drink us sum bud and the sumbitch.." I lost her there.
I am gonna miss that woman...
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Nope, didn't receive it here...they must have only sent it to people with a cookie trail that indicates an interest in bestiality.
Maybe it's a Lit initiative, with your address referred on the basis of your interest in Mouse-fucking.
Oh, hey, about your procrastination...I'd like to suggest that you find new, positive ways to challenge your mind instead of challenging yourself to fail through inactivity.
Obviously your law classes aren't much of a challenge for you, as you've said you're near the top of the class by doing virtually nothing. This must be a very real dilemna to anyone with a high IQ who has settled for a second rate lawschool versus going east to one of the "real" ones.
As I don't hear you being interested in pushing yourself to be #1 in your class, and starting a career by practicing doing as little as possible to succeed will make you a bad lawyer, not a great one, I'm thinking you should challenge yourself with new interests until (and after) graduation.
Try something you might not excel at...maybe it's pottery or women's hockey or quantum physics...it doesn't matter really as long as you keep feeding your mind and learn not only how to succeed with ease (you've already done that through your choice of school), but to struggle and to fail now and then as well.
I think it'll make you a better, more rounded person and hence a more valued counsellor and business associate/partner in due course.
Hey....perhaps bestiality could be your new thing!
Whatever you choose, I do hope you'll find new ways to expand your brain instead of taunting yourself with potential failure...the latter course will only feed your negativity and limit your scope.
Because if you're not careful, you could wind up a single-interest specialized recluse like Ishmael, a ranter surrounded by books on one subject...and a rather dull little furry pet for, er...comfort.
More than anything Lavender...I'd like to see you excel!
Cheers
Lance
Maybe it's a Lit initiative, with your address referred on the basis of your interest in Mouse-fucking.
Oh, hey, about your procrastination...I'd like to suggest that you find new, positive ways to challenge your mind instead of challenging yourself to fail through inactivity.
Obviously your law classes aren't much of a challenge for you, as you've said you're near the top of the class by doing virtually nothing. This must be a very real dilemna to anyone with a high IQ who has settled for a second rate lawschool versus going east to one of the "real" ones.
As I don't hear you being interested in pushing yourself to be #1 in your class, and starting a career by practicing doing as little as possible to succeed will make you a bad lawyer, not a great one, I'm thinking you should challenge yourself with new interests until (and after) graduation.
Try something you might not excel at...maybe it's pottery or women's hockey or quantum physics...it doesn't matter really as long as you keep feeding your mind and learn not only how to succeed with ease (you've already done that through your choice of school), but to struggle and to fail now and then as well.
I think it'll make you a better, more rounded person and hence a more valued counsellor and business associate/partner in due course.
Hey....perhaps bestiality could be your new thing!
Whatever you choose, I do hope you'll find new ways to expand your brain instead of taunting yourself with potential failure...the latter course will only feed your negativity and limit your scope.
Because if you're not careful, you could wind up a single-interest specialized recluse like Ishmael, a ranter surrounded by books on one subject...and a rather dull little furry pet for, er...comfort.
More than anything Lavender...I'd like to see you excel!
Cheers
Lance
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J.B. said:
I know...bestiality spam, how lame. I've tried to breath some substance into it, but I fear it's going nowhere fast.
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J.B. said:
Oh...okay...well, don't let me stand in the way of your interest in bestiality, kitten....g'head, dish!
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Spelling here sucks.
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alexandraaah said:
Is "Spelling" the name of your dog?
brevdravis
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argh.... bad bestiality jokes....
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brevdravis said:
You know of some good bestiality jokes???
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i know a few cocks that dream of me.
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