Maybe goodbye

I'm an amateur anthropologist, conducting field research in Web 2.0 behavior. Is this what is called a "diva quit"?
 
No, this is him, right here

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You swore its your favorite shot of me cuz it reminds you of PATIENTLEE.

I'm crushed and will never smile again.
 
If you go to the very bottom left of any forum page, you'll see a drop-box with a dozen or so "styles" to choose from. One of them should be easy on your eyes.
 
My participation at LIT is a small fraction of what it was,that said Pilots posts concealed by iggy are about as interesting as LIT gets these days. Someone characterized Hillarys speech as reminding them of a cop arresting a smoker. Made me think of Pilot.
 
Day four of James' farewell tour. :D

(Also known as April Fools' Day.)
 
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You're an institution! Nay, a legend!

Without you, we're just a bunch of pervs writing smut.

With you, we're a bunch of pervs writing smut while being made fun of by a cranky, Noir-loving Wilford Brimley.

You're like an Irishman at a bar, a Vulcan at a sci-fi convention, a really fat dude at a buffet.

You legitimize us.

Is it the Diabeetus?
 
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You're an institution! Nay, a legend!

Without you, we're just a bunch of pervs writing smut.

With you, we're a bunch of pervs writing smut while being made fun of by a cranky, Noir-loving Wilford Brimley.

You're like an Irishman at a bar, a Vulcan at a sci-fi convention, a really fat dude at a buffet.

You legitimize us.

Is it the Diabeetus?

I'm blind and a victim (sniff).And a handicap sticker oughta include my own board. (snort)
 
Yes, you're the Donald Drumpf of Literotica--but without the money and trophy wives and comb over.
 
My puter has a magnifier tool that makes text etc huge but is a pain in the ass to use. I already had the text set at 200%. Its now plenty big but the contrast is as bad. I cant see gray print on a pastel background.



have you thought about new glasses?
 
You should leave.

However, a reasonably stable add on for the google chrome browser is called "stylish". There's a Firefox version, but the chrome one seems better. It makes a friendlier way to ultimately set your browsers style sheet override settings. Which can help with any site, or just the ones you pick.

And there's a pre made global style you can add called "global accessibility". I suggest starting there, and explore the settings. You can edit the style, particularly change the "applies to" setting, if you only want it for lit or select URLs.

The support site where you install pre made styles from after installing is a bit sleazy, but the add on works nonetheless. I suppose the guy that wrote it deserves a penny from advertising for you browsing to his site.

But still, please leave. And don't come back. ;-)
 
I think if I ever decide to wander off here, I'll do it just like that. I'll just drift off, people who know me here know how to reach me outside of lit.

I've done a few 'lit offs' in the last couple years, one was about a month the others 1-2 weeks each. At no time did I ever decide it was for good, it was just what I wanted at the time.

But if I ever did get to where for whatever reason(s) I wanted to call it quits, I wouldn't announce it and pretty much because if you do and come back you get made fun of-usually just some friendly ribbing, but still ribbing.
 
But you can do it as a parade over and over again and other posters will still bite on it and give you strokes. This isn't the first time James has either left or threatened to leave while giving himself his own ticker parade. (yawn)
 
But you can do it as a parade over and over again and other posters will still bite on it and give you strokes. This isn't the first time James has either left or threatened to leave while giving himself his own ticker parade. (yawn)

I want a watch when I retire from here and a nice card signed by all the AH members.
 
I want a watch when I retire from here and a nice card signed by all the AH members.

PILOT is always wrong about me. I estimate I have one or two posting daYS left, I can hardly see what I write, even with the magnifier.
 
James is reminding me of that Twilight zone episode, the one where all the guy loved to do was read and something happened that wiped out civilization except for him and he was at the library looking forward to reading away the rest of his days.

Then his glasses broke.

Can you get surgery for whatever ails your eyes?
 
James is reminding me of that Twilight zone episode, the one where all the guy loved to do was read and something happened that wiped out civilization except for him and he was at the library looking forward to reading away the rest of his days.

Then his glasses broke.

Can you get surgery for whatever ails your eyes?

Sue. All I enjoy is over. Even a note is an ordeal to accomplish. This is it for a while or forever. But its an ill wind that blows no good....no more PILOT! He knows a 1000 ways to say GET OFF MY LAWN, and I heard them all.
 
Welcome to day 10 of the "hey, look at me" JBJ farewell tour. ;)
 
Well, I guess the era of the be-nice-to-each-other AH is over. It was fun while it lasted, but there's still something to be said for some sass play.
 
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