May is International Masturbation Month

ShamBaLa

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May is International Masturbation Month! He, she, they, them - Share all things related to my favorite four syllable word. First time. Weirdest place. In Public. Mutual fun. Best technique. Longest edging session. Embarrassing. Youngest discovery. Frequency. Older still at it. Did someone teach you? Or help refine your technique? Is/was your SO freaked out or encouraging? Etc

According to research, 50% of all people masturbate. The other 50% are lying. 😈
 
May is International Masturbation Month! He, she, they, them - Share all things related to my favorite four syllable word. First time. Weirdest place. In Public. Mutual fun. Best technique. Longest edging session. Embarrassing. Youngest discovery. Frequency. Older still at it. Did someone teach you? Or help refine your technique? Is/was your SO freaked out or encouraging? Etc

According to research, 50% of all people masturbate. The other 50% are lying. 😈
I found some dirty passages in convenience store western books that I would tear out, sneak home, and use to defile myself at a too-young-for-Lit age.

I recall using a Dixie cup to catch the product of my early efforts because I had no idea what was happening!
 
And I find out on the 30th of May.
Nice. Now I have wait another year before I can 'choke the chicken ' for whole month.
 
Ok all you jackers and jillers, we’re in the home stretch now! Limber up and stretch those tendons. Won’t do to strain something so close to the finish line. Now lube things up and get to it. Just 2 days to go before it’s done and you go back to the normal way of life of jerking off every chance you get. But this was for a purpose, to make a statement! Wankers unite!! 🌋🌋🌋🌋
 
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