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May is masturbation month, tell us about how you celebrate, how often and where
 
Huh!

Monthly? Bad prostate health for guys. Urologists strongly suggest a minumum of 5 - uh - er - forceful emissions - a week...

I saw it on the internet so it must be true!!
 
somehing new.

I didn't even know about this and I usually fantasize when I really feel like it in the bathroom toilet or shower.
 
grifin said:
May is masturbation month, tell us about how you celebrate, how often and where
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Thanks for telling us. I'm starting a celebration now, firstly by having a good browse of Lit. It will actually be about the fourth time I've "celebrated" this month, and the precum is already starting to flow.
 
nice!! been celebrating for a couple hours now myself, for about the umteenth time this month. love the precum!!!
 
To think that I had already been celebrating for 7 days before I even knew it was Masturbation Month!
 
I confess ... Something about May for my gal; is it the warmer days? the birds and the bees? ... so my masturbation drops to zero and I'm not complaining.
 
Mmmmm, I was on a roll for the first week, and now I am under a ban - no touching myself allowed for about a week. So I'll torture myself by reading about all you lovely people getting off . . .:eek:
 
tune: Funiculi, Funicula

Male Version

Last night, I stayed at home and masturbated,
It felt so good, I knew it would
Last night, I stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so nice, I did it twice

You should have seen me on the short stroke
It felt so grand, I used my hand
You should have seen me on the long stroke
It felt so neat, I used my feet

Smash it, Bash it, Slam it on the floor
Wrap it 'round the bed post, cram it in the door
Now there are some who say
That sexual intercourse is great
But for maximum satisfaction
I prefer to masturbate
____________________________________

Female Version

Last night, I stayed awake and masturbated,
With many a groan, I was alone.
Last night, I stayed awake and masturbated,
With a stick of rattan, who needs a man?

You should have seen me on the upstroke,
Rattan is great, it beats a mate.
You should have seen me on the downstroke,
Who needs a lord, I've got a sword!...TWO...THREE...FOUR

Hump it, pump it, do it on the floor,
Do it with the bedpost, do it more and more,
Rattan is grand, rattan is grand,
Rattan is grand, rattan is grand,
Rattan's so very grand it's so much better than a man! Hey!
 
I should find it rather difficult to masturbate for a month, I'm afraid. Usually I can barely last a few hours. But then I am relatively new to these parts, and doubtless you are all experienced sexual adventurers, thinking nothing of week-long sex marathons on remote islets in the South Pacific accompanied by the gentle sussuration of the waves, and the lisp of your favourite old manservant, Colin.

<Hangs head in shame.>
 
Masturbation May!!! Woo hoo!!! Let's do this thang!!! Lol

Im in for the May celebration :):):)
 
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