MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE, I REPEAT MAY I HAVE YOU ATTENTION PLEASE!!!!!!!!

[Roland Gilliad]

finally, NOW WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT IS SO CONFUSING ABOUT MY WRITING!!?!??!?!

 

[Nicole]

Roland I just answered you in another thread.

I said ... I am all the way over here in Australia and some of what you say goes over my head. It's not just you, I don't get alot of what is said because they are American Jokes.

You do know that it's not a bad thing to confuse people right??? You are keeping us on our toes ... Making us think.

Stay Calm ... that's right breathe.

Good luck and I hope this helps you understand what I find confusing.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

noter this thread was made before you made your comment so please forgive me. also i would like to know why i confuse american and british folkw ho have similar jokes and understande other americans and british folk

 

[Nicole]

I'm cool Roland and I know how upset you must be right now.

Stay calm okay.

I can't answer on behalf of someone else, I have no clue why you confuse them also.

Maybe you could try to explain yourself a little better in some of your Responses. Please don't take offense to that, but sometimes you don't explain yourself quite right.

Look I'm just trying to help here okay. Please take this the right way and not the wrong way.

Good Luck.

 

[Hecate]

THE CAPS MAN, THE CAPS!!!!

Now seriously, what is the fuzz about - we all have our little "tags" attached to our posting and yours just happens to be "confusing", so??

Uhhmm - would it help if ..... I said your posts were not confusing but irritating?

No?

See, I figured! So just accept it and enjoy to be outstanding

And BTW. I am well aware that this doesn't answer your question but - if we/I/some of us seem confused by your posts - how would you expect us/me/them to explain anything about them? Honey - we/I/ some of us didn't maybe even catch the drift ...

Now I may not be the best of judges anyway, being neither British nor American, so ... *shrugging shoulders* .. probably I am just rambling senselessly here and am as confusing as people think you are at times - just that they don't tell me.


[Edited by Hecate on 08-07-2000 at 04:53 AM]

 

[Merelan]

Okay. Please don't get upset anymore or I will have to cuddle you till you calm down, or go and bake something.

Sometimes your posts ramble a bit, and include obscure referances to other posts that we haven't maybe read.

Also, your sentences seem to run on a bit and make them hard to follow. Use of puncuation is not compulsory, but helpful.

You seem to be a very emotional person. You offend easy, please don't take most the things people say here in a personal manner. They are not directed at you, unless of course they say so.

Oh, and never do that caps thing again, okay? It makes you look like a 2 year old throwing a tantrum.

I cannot believe I am answering this thread. I swore never to correct anyone. I hope you understand that I am just trying to help.
And never do that caps thing again, okay? It makes you look like a 2 year old throwing a tantrum.

 

[Cheyenne]

The caps were a bit much, thought there was really an emergency of some kind.

I honestly don't remember being confused by your posts. I'll have to go back and read a few of them over again to see if I can figure out what the others see as confusing.

 

[Guest]

Roland - you got off to a bad start here. That's fine. A lot of people do. You apologised. That's good. People on Literotica are willing to forgive mistakes if they start to trust you again. I ruffled a few feathers here myself, a few months ago. But it seems to me that you've spent a lot of your time since your apology saying over and over again: "why don't people like me?"... "why does everyone ignore me?". That's not the best way to get people to like you or to stop ignoring you.

You should just chill out a bit, keep posting and don't worry if you don't always get replies. Eventually most people will forget that you annoyed them. (There'll probably be a few that will never forgive you for the way you treated them but you'll just have to live with that - take responsibility for your actions.) Anyway - pretty soon there's going to be a whole bunch of new posters coming in that don't even know about your past unless you keep drawing their attention to it.

Now - go start a thread about who the sexiest cartoon character is.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

Thanx ppl. i will attempt to Make better on my posts. NOW OFF TO SEE WHO THE SEXYEST CARTOON CHAR IS!!!!
(in my own opinion i think its Jessica Rabbit from who framed roger rabbit)

 

[Nexxus]

Woland you Wasscally Wabbitt you.
"Polishing my daisy heads with incoherent slatherings" is confusing. Your writing is just thought provoking and makes you actually use your brain. Just like Billy Joel said, stay "Just The Way You Are."


Nex

 

[Roland Gilliad]

kewl i thought my writing was bad for a moment there....

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

You have my full attention.But I would like to say I have never been confused about what you say in your posts.

Bonnie

 

[Lethal_beauty_27]

im so confused will someone please tell me what hes saying........just kidding LOL i dont have a problem with what your writing about..

 

[April]

Eventually most people will forget that you annoyed them. (There'll probably be a few that will never forgive you for the way you treated them but you'll just have to live with that - take responsibility for your actions.)

Hmmm, I wonder who you were talking about?


BTW, Roland, your posts are bad. The spelling is bad, the punctuation is not that bad, but the thought behind them is usually bad as well. And yes, you do confuse a lot of people. You're just getting the exceptionally nice people right now. Oh, and you have the title of guru now, but that doesn't mean that you really are a guru! Oh, almost forgot: Have a nice day!

 

[Roland Gilliad]

hmm she must be all out of Mountain Dew, thats why shes so crabby!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yes I am completely out of Mountain Dew, am considering trotting down au naturel to the convenience store... just kiddin .

Crabby I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!!!!! :flinging pokeball melodramatically.....:

I understood everything you've ever posted in the last week or so. You are not confusing in the least.

Aeon Flux is dead sexy for a Calista Flockhart wannabe.

My cat is in love with Nicole's wiggle... she keeps smacking the monitor whenever she sees it.

The Peanut Gallery will be solliliquizing irrelevantly later.

 

[Nicole]

My cat is in love with Nicole's wiggle... she keeps smacking the monitor whenever she sees it.

Oh gee I'm so Wiggle Wiggle so Wiggle Wiggle sorry about that.

 

[Siren]

STOP WHINING ROLAND

 

[Roland Gilliad]

uh i stopped whining, i was trying to make a sarcastic remark about Aprils uncanny ability to be crabby towards me. also i am trying to keep on posting and am ready to take on literotica head on

 

[Morgoth]

Uh, I don't think I want take you on. How about an unending alliance/friendship.

 

[Siren]

Why bother

 

[Morgoth]

Hey, I may not be a Guru, but I have a question? Why do you all hate Roland, I mean he was rude to me too, but now we are friends(aren't we?). So just answer this one question.

 

[Siren]

Since you asked Morgoth......

 

[April]

Siren, I don't know what to say. Thank you for putting it in a way that I haven't. You have a way of just cutting through the crap, don't you? I really admire that about you.

You're right about how talking to Roland is like spitting in the wind. He just doesn't understand what people have been telling him. Although it's difficult to believe what a few say when there are others who say he's a nice guy. Huh, just try telling him he's wrong about something! He goes ballistic, but "he's basically a nice guy." Yeah, right.

Anyway. Go Siren, go Siren, go Siren!!!

 

[Morgoth]

Hopefully we shall, M'Lady(taking hand and placing light kiss on it). Ok, he has done some(okay, okay, alot) of wrong, but little Roland has apolagized and hopefully(he better not, my profile doesn't lie... much) he is here to stay as a reformed ( or at least partially) writer. That answers my queston wonderfully, Siren. I wish there weren't more people like you, this way I might just keep you all to myself. He he he.(Winks meschieviously, and follows up with a grin and nods head to janitor closet)