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98. Trust me, you'll never figure out her body language, so just confront her and ask for the naked truth.
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99. I love the computer and games as much as the next dude, but take a pause now and then to do some nice things for her...on your own. Few things are as rewarding as the surprised smile on her face when you do that kind of thing.
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100. Sorry, Jack, but craft microbrews are just better and beer snobbery makes a lot more sense than coffee snobbery. Coffee is fuel to make it through the day. It's utilitarian. It doesn't have to be fancy. Beer is something meant to be savored, enjoyed, a reward for hard work and a means to lower stress.
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101. I'm a cynic, not a misogynist. Know the motherfucking difference or get off my thread.
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102. The chief advantage to being pan or bi is that you can see the grievances that both sexes have against each other, and there is plenty of blame to go around, folks.
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103. Per Henry Kissinger, "No one will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is just too much fraternizing with the enemy."
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104: Per Friedrich Nietzsche, "One is punished most for one's virtues."
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105. Per Jean-Paul Sartre, "In choosing myself, I choose Man."
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106. Per Horace, "Try to drive out Nature with a pitchfork. It always returns."
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107. Per Groucho Marx, "You're not so bad yourself."
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108. Per John Lennon, "Life's what happens to you when you're busy making other plans."
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109. Per Yogi Berra, "It ain't 'til it's over."
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110. Also per John Lennon, "We have to hide to make love, but violence is practiced in broad daylight."
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111. If monogamy didn't already exist, it would be seen as a creepy and possessive notion. They only got away with it because it was the Church that shoved it down our throats.
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Starting a thread isn't spamming a forum, dude. Chill.
