MAXisms or MAXims?

[SEVERUSMAX]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

So quit using it. Iggy time. For you and your jackass friend above who is not worthy of a Jack Nicholson av.

 

[Curmudgeonly]

That's encouraging. . .

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bjD4PHojNBU

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

So quit using it. Iggy time. For you and your jackass friend above who is not worthy of a Jack Nicholson av.

I like to consider Jack a friend but I have no idea who the guy above me is altho I do know I don't agree with most of what he says and in fact it's that way with several others who have posted in this thread so the fact that we all agree on you says something about you far more than us.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

78. Starbucks does the valuable service of fleecing gullible folks who are easily addicted and would otherwise have discretionary funds to spend on more dangerous substances than overpriced lattes.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

79. When in doubt, hit Ignore.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

80. You know that Big Pharma has too much power when all of the snack food companies in America can't convince Congress and the President to legalize weed.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

81. Dear homophobes who like to quote Romans Chapter 1. I got some bad news for you about the Apostle Paul.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

82. Seriously, the Ignore button is your friend. Trust me on that.

 

[Conager]

79. When in doubt, hit Ignore.

Finally, something useful.

Even a blind squirrel gets a nut, now and again

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

83. Sometimes, you just gotta walk away. It's a sign of practicality, not cowardice. It's good time management. And it's better for your health. Constant bickering raises your cortisol levels, which make it harder to lose weight. You can literally stress yourself into obesity.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Finally, something useful.

Even a blind squirrel gets a nut, now and again

That explains you. Bye-bye.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

84. If you don't want to read the OP's ramblings, just stay off the damn thread.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

85. If you love someone, set them free. If they come back to you, they're yours. If they come back with another person for a threesome, they're a fucking keeper.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

86. Dear homophobes who quote Leviticus. I don't suppose that means that you avoid pork, shrimp, working on Shabbos, rare steak, planting two sets of crops side by side, and multi-fabric clothing, does it?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

87. When angry, count to sixty-nine. You'll get so turned-on in the process that your anger will cool for at least a little time.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

88. Antiperspirant is actually harmful. It makes it harder to control your body's internal temperature and can also block pheromones from attracting potential sex partners.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

89. If I had three wishes, one would be that no one in politics could ever lie again.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

90. Quit whining and start your own damn threads.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

91. Modern feminism is so divorced from the real problems of women in most of the world that it should be renamed First World Problem Feminism.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

92. Most whining about my posts and threads is so vague in nature that I can only conclude that I outraged them emotionally rather than saying something objectively wrong.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

93. Opinions are like assholes, and judging from the responses to this thread, the GB has no shortage of either.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

94. Anyone who says, "yeah, but it's a dry heat" should be required to spend a whole day outside in Phoenix with nothing but tap water and boxer shorts.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

95. I call the ladies out on their bullshit, but fellas, we gotta own ours, too.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

96. For instance, it's not a loss of manhood to stop and ask for directions. Don't worry, National Male Headquarters won't confiscate your man-card for doing so.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

97. If like me, you wear a beard, make sure to trim or control it somehow. Especially when wearing a mask during this quarantine/pandemic time.