Maxi pads suck and always will.

[Starfish]

Disscuss.

 

[Starfish]

Okay, here is my bitch. The wings are great for holding the fucker in place, but the shit never bleeds onto the pad. It creeps up your slit and spills over the top onto your underware, or in the case of those ones made from the same shit they make the space shuttle from, the fucking things are so absorbant, that if you get your hole over a spot on the pad and you don't get cohesive slit creeper, then it will all pool in one spot and not spread but get dense and heavy in that one spot. Are they trying to gain enough density to rip a black hole through my panties and straight through the planet?


Fuck. Why can't they get it right?

 

[scylis]

why the hell did i even open this page?

 

[Starfish]

It was blazingly obvious what it was about. I mean really.


Ni.

 

[Chicklet]

yeah, like, maxi's have something seriously wrong with them. what grown individual wants to walk around in a diaper before they lose control over their bowels? NOT *I*!!!

Also, when you sleep in a maxi, they bunch up at the top of your ass....that sucks.

Chicklet

 

[Guest]

Disscuss.

There is no discussion. I don't use them, and never did.

End of my discussion.

 

[Starfish]

Re: Re: Maxi pads suck and always will.

There is no discussion. I don't use them, and never did.

End of my discussion.

But what if you HAVE to wear them? I mean, there are many time in a woman's life where using a tampon isn't safe.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Maxi pads suck and always will.

But what if you HAVE to wear them? I mean, there are many time in a woman's life where using a tampon isn't safe.

I always used tampons. Even when 'they' tried to scare us away cause of 'toxic shock syndrome'.

Some man made it up to scare us anyways. Never hurt me.

Now I don't have to worry, cause I'm doing the menapause thing now. Kinda nice. I like no periods.

 

[superlittlegirl]

You need to get The Keeper, Starfish! It's better. Not only will you reduce the amount of blood soaked maxis that get dumped in the landfill, you'll feel more comfortable. It's a little gum-rubber cup that fits inside you and catches the blood. There's no risk of TSS, and the suction it imparts actually may shorten the duration of your periods. Mine went from 5 days to 2.

http://www.keeper.com/

 

[TWB]

I know I am just a man, but, if they didn't suck, wouldn't you just get blood all over your clothes?

 

[SilverVeil]

I know I am just a man, but, if they didn't suck, wouldn't you just get blood all over your clothes?

If you ever had to use them you would not make light of the situation.


They suck in all ways possible to suck. I hate them. I wish I never had to use them. Try having periods so heavy you have to wear a pad AND a tampon.




I pray for menopause or something non-deadly that will make the doctor go in and remove everything. It's no use anyway since the tubes were cut years ago.

 

[Guest]

Since nobody likes them, and Mrs Storm doesn't either, you'd think their product testing division would realize this and modify them somehow.

 

[Cheyenne]

You need to get The Keeper, Starfish! It's better. Not only will you reduce the amount of blood soaked maxis that get dumped in the landfill, you'll feel more comfortable. It's a little gum-rubber cup that fits inside you and catches the blood. There's no risk of TSS, and the suction it imparts actually may shorten the duration of your periods. Mine went from 5 days to 2.

http://www.keeper.com/

FINALLY! Another Keeper user! I love it. I'm using it right this moment, as a matter of fact. Would never even know I had my period.

 

[modest mouse]

FINALLY! Another Keeper user! I love it. I'm using it right this moment, as a matter of fact. Would never even know I had my period.

The funniest post in weeks. Your enthusiasm almost amkes me want to run out and buy the keeper, and I don't even have a vagina.

I can see you holding it up tot he TV camera, with a beamign grin. "... and Im using it right now!"

Too funny.

(I dont envy women.)

 

[Cheyenne]

The funniest post in weeks. Your enthusiasm almost amkes me want to run out and buy the keeper, and I don't even have a vagina.

I can see you holding it up tot he TV camera, with a beamign grin. "... and Im using it right now!"

Too funny.

(I dont envy women.)

Ha!

You'd be excited too if you'd been hawking a product for about 2 years that you knew was great but everyone who reads about it says something like "EWWWWW..." I don't understand the "EWWWWW..." reaction. It's just body fluid! It's not like we don't come in contact with it regularly!

This IS a great product AND it is very good for the environment! All the lefty liberals should be the ones hawking it and here it is me, one of the conservatives on the board, trying to get women to try it! All those maxi-pads end up in our landfills, ya know. THAT is a big EWWWWWW.

 

[Cheyenne]

Your enthusiasm almost amkes me want to run out and buy the keeper, and I don't even have a vagina.

I bet it would make a unique Christmas present!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Countess DeWinter]

If you ever had to use them you would not make light of the situation.


They suck in all ways possible to suck. I hate them. I wish I never had to use them. Try having periods so heavy you have to wear a pad AND a tampon.




I pray for menopause or something non-deadly that will make the doctor go in and remove everything. It's no use anyway since the tubes were cut years ago.

I'm praying for the non-deadly problems too!

 

[celiaKitten]

The thing I hate most about pads is when they fold over and you get all your hairs stuck on the lovely adhesive strip.

People wonder why girls go to the bathroom in pairs. One to brace, and the other to rip the fucker off.

LMFAO ... *snorts*

oh, christ .. I'm so glad I've only had to use the damn diaper a handful of times. No one has yet mentioned how horribly uncomfortable it is - the whole damn thing.

But- there are a lot of women who don't like the idea of tampons. My mother hates the idea of them - tried to pass it on to me. She thought it was *trashy* to use them In high school I ended up buying my own.

 

[bknight2602]

The thing I hate most about pads is when they fold over and you get all your hairs stuck on the lovely adhesive strip.

People wonder why girls go to the bathroom in pairs. One to brace, and the other to rip the fucker off.

LMAO The secrets out after all these years! Thanks EE.

 

[intrigued]

Okay, here is my bitch. The wings are great for holding the fucker in place, but the shit never bleeds onto the pad. It creeps up your slit and spills over the top onto your underware, or in the case of those ones made from the same shit they make the space shuttle from, the fucking things are so absorbant, that if you get your hole over a spot on the pad and you don't get cohesive slit creeper, then it will all pool in one spot and not spread but get dense and heavy in that one spot. Are they trying to gain enough density to rip a black hole through my panties and straight through the planet?


Fuck. Why can't they get it right?

Damn. You kill me.

I've always been an "Always" girl, until I received some Kotex samples in the mail, and now I am a big fan of the "Overnights" line, the longs. They are perfection...they have the wings, they have enough adhesive, and they are extremely absorbent. I use them my entire cycle, when I have one.
They are rather thick, that may take some gettig used to, but I've worn pads since the first TSS scare, so I'm used to it.

 

[Kitte]

The thing I hate most about pads is when they fold over and you get all your hairs stuck on the lovely adhesive strip.

People wonder why girls go to the bathroom in pairs. One to brace, and the other to rip the fucker off.

AMEN to that sistah! The damn things are evil, I am thinking about a Keeper.I have been looking into it and it really seems the advantages are pretty good.

 

[Guest]

 

[intrigued]

The thing I hate most about pads is when they fold over and you get all your hairs stuck on the lovely adhesive strip.

People wonder why girls go to the bathroom in pairs. One to brace, and the other to rip the fucker off.

OMG!!!!

if this coffee spew doesn't fry the keyboard, nothing will!

 

[bknight2602]

OMG!!!!

if this coffee spew doesn't fry the keyboard, nothing will!

Yet another reason to shave? Good morning intrigued.